When will NDA be lifted?
but are there unscripted sexual encounters with crossdressing metrosexual alien possible in the game? i mean you gotta have at least the bare minimum of modern day inclusivity or your stuck in the past man!
Is there going to be a kickstarter or early access on Steam for this?
More importantly, will you make us your bitch?
That’s on the roadmap.
I really couldn’t care less about the whole DERPSPACE MMO part of this project, just give me the ‘Squadron DERP’ single player game and I’ll be a happy camper.
I want Mark Hamill and a love interest!
I’d settle for his non-union Mexican equivalent!
Someone start a wiki.
I received my Destroyer ship in the mail over the weekend but am furious! I left the floppy in my PC accidentally and my little sister formatted it. How is this possible when I paid extra for the write protection sticker??
Edit - Gordon has still not addressed this issue, a minute after posting.
Actually I think you’ll find I already coded, published and sold this game 30 years ago - CattleBruiser 8,000BC - that did everything this POS game does but like, a million times better. So suck on that.
That game was a buggy mess. Also, something something soda machine.
Are you taking requests for alternate ship types? In would really like to play as a torpedo. I’d be willing to pay the equivalent of buying the game eighteen times if I could blow up other players in the game.
Oh, I need this to play multiplayer in both hotseat and 2400 baud modem.
How does K-12 education work in this game? Can I participate in my child’s PTA? Is the school board made up of bots or players or a mix of both?
Jesus Christ, you want netcode? I can barely write a for loop.
Fans these days are so demanding…
Children in the Derpiverse spend the first 18 years of their life suspended in a pod containing fluid nutrients and hooked up to a virtual reality machine that provides an optimal educational/socializing experience for them, so their parents can ignore them until they are adults.
The school board is 82% bots, 17% players, and 1% nitrogen.
Is there a BBS or usenet to discuss this awesome game? I am so excited I am practically wet down there and need to talk to someone, other than the dev.
Will there be a tie-in Happy Meal for this? My girls are freaking out about the latest alpha release.
There are no plans for a Happy Meal tie-in, but we are in discussions with Roy Rogers. Does Roy Rogers still exist?
Meanwhile, we are pleased to announce the official release of DERPSPACE Alpha 1.3! That’s right – three updates in a single day!
- The ship can now move in four directions: galactic North, galactic South, galactic East, and galactic West!
- The letters “U.S.S.” have been automatically placed in front of the player’s ship name, saving valuable typing time
- The persistent universe now contains 6 procedurally-generated stars, a massive 20% increase in content over the previous version
- Client stability has been improved.