Desperate Housewives: The Game

First Rockstar Table Tennis and now this:

Are we now living in some kind of bizarro universe where sensible-sounding games only get announced on April 1 and the rest of the year is open season for batshit concepts?



It’s being made by Liquid?! That’s so bizarre.

Don’t hate on the Housewives!

They live on…through this arm!

So this is the final nail in Dragonshard’s coffin. Because the official boards apparently aren’t pissed and dead enough already. Those of you with the Shoot Club patch could care less (all 4 or 5 of you. Tom.), but the rest of us would’ve really liked to see some post-release support to tidy things up and bolster the community. Dragonshard deserved better.

Personally, I miss Battle Realms.

Wow. The squeal of death thing still hasn’t been fixed? Wow.

I’m not sure what that’s supposed to mean, but I’m also not necessarily sure I disagree. The community is pretty dead, which is hardly surprising given Atari’s track record with great RTSs (cf. Act of War).

However, this thread pretty much had no reason to continue after Moore’s ‘milfquest’ comment. Nice!


What’s a milf? Some kind of bad word for a women who is like a reverse cow and milks guys for all their worth?


(PS I’m leaving the typo in there because a women sounds rad. Hey lady, are you a women?) (NSFW text)