Yeah, endangered species my butt! The liberals are probably hiding them all in their campers.
And what’s with this environmental stuff? Acid rain is vital to the car-repainting economy! And in the 1970s, you could easily walk on Lake Erie. Now you’re in danger of actually being able to see the bottom at the beach there. All the progress of the 19th and early 20th centuries down the drain!
All that one-sided “protect the world” crap indeed. It’s about time the “destroy the world if it makes a buck” constituency was represented!
Research conducted by award-winning U.S. scientist Nathan Zohner concluded that roughly 86 percent of the population supports a ban on dihydrogen monoxide
Please, I doubt 86% of the population has ever heard of DHMO. The list of uses is also pretty good, in abortion, by pedophiles, by the KKK and Scientologists, to torture war prisoners, for cult rituals. Your basic laundry list of evil. It’s like they bought a “So You Want to be an Activist” madlibs!
I’m going to start a website protesting the use of nuclear power IN THE SUN! Did you know the Sun is really a huge H-Bomb? Help stop the madness of nuclear proliferation! Remeber, Solar Power=Nuclear Holocaust!