Destroying the Environment for $$$

Yeah, endangered species my butt! The liberals are probably hiding them all in their campers.

And what’s with this environmental stuff? Acid rain is vital to the car-repainting economy! And in the 1970s, you could easily walk on Lake Erie. Now you’re in danger of actually being able to see the bottom at the beach there. All the progress of the 19th and early 20th centuries down the drain!

All that one-sided “protect the world” crap indeed. It’s about time the “destroy the world if it makes a buck” constituency was represented!

Midnight Son, you’re getting P0WNeD

Lake erie’s pretty far from Vermont, isn’t it?

It’s clear you lack understanding, grasshopper.

I wonder if you have the understanding that the majority of the EPA’s actions don’t have to have any basis in science? They only have to avoid being “arbitrary and capricious”.

They could conceivably conduct a rigorous study using the highly accurate methods of astrology, casting bones, and reading tea leaves to come up with a justification for banning dihydrogen monoxide.

Go here to learn more about the dangers of DHMO.

http://www.dhmo.org/

DURRR, GEE, THIS DHMO STUFF SEEMS REALLY DANGEROUS! WE BETTER BAN IT! OH NO, WHERE DID ALL MY DRINKING WATER GO? Fuck off, prick. This isn’t talk radio, you’re not Combs, and we’re not Hannity.

My favorite part:

Research conducted by award-winning U.S. scientist Nathan Zohner concluded that roughly 86 percent of the population supports a ban on dihydrogen monoxide

Please, I doubt 86% of the population has ever heard of DHMO. The list of uses is also pretty good, in abortion, by pedophiles, by the KKK and Scientologists, to torture war prisoners, for cult rituals. Your basic laundry list of evil. It’s like they bought a “So You Want to be an Activist” madlibs!

I’m going to start a website protesting the use of nuclear power IN THE SUN! Did you know the Sun is really a huge H-Bomb? Help stop the madness of nuclear proliferation! Remeber, Solar Power=Nuclear Holocaust!

Well, did you know that NASA is trying to blow up Jupiter with the Galileo space probe’s onboard nuclear reactor?

http://www.cyberspaceorbit.com/JUPFULLx.htm

I read it on the internet! It must be true!

I can handle hyperbolic sarcasm and obstreperous vulgarities but an accusation of imitating a talking head personality? Low blow!

I can handle hyperbolic sarcasm and obstreperous vulgarities but an accusation of imitating a talking head personality? Low blow![/quote]

Don’t talk the talk if you don’t want someone to point out the way you walk.

I guess we’ll know in a week!