Dikanka: Gogol wants to make you his bitch

Jesus Christ. What a bunch of fucking idiots.

This is too absurd for words.

These are the same morons who will tell you that it doesn’t mean anything; that the fact that they can’t spell, speak, or reason properly doesn’t mean they’re not smart. Hello. Earth to morons: you’re a bunch of fucking idiots.

A bunch of Dead Souls I say… or dead peasants… whatever the translation is supposed to be…

etc

That just takes my “Worst title evar” award. I know it’s based on a classic novella but that subtitle is just too much.