Wait, what now? Is that game actually running again? Did I stale turns?

We’re up and running again. I don’t think you staled a turn as the game is still off the timer.

But take your turn and we can put the game back on the timer.

Tien Chi says he surrounded and killed one of your armies, so you have a war with him on your hands.

Crom - Agartha dwindles…

Inquisitor - Pythium dwindles…

Oh, we’ve been dancing back and forth for awhile with his big army and my smaller, yet prettier, army trying to force some destruction. Apparently destruction was forced, but on me… damn, there goes my secondary army.

I’ll take my turn tonight.

Inquisitor:

A great debate raged inside the halls of C’tis, as mighty reptilian lords attempted to sway the mind of their god.

“O Warrior against the sun! The people of Jomon have always been our honorable and valorous friends to the south! Without that border secure, the war against Pangaea would have been a great risk. Why would we throw that away?”

A dry, twisting voice answered, air forced between mummified lizard lips as Nin Dim the undead Lizard King, most honored of C’tissian dead spoke. “With all respect, Ultimately Royal One, We must look to the far future of our world; if not stopped now, Jomon will be ascendant and unstoppable. The lands to all sides will fall to them; eventually, even we.”

There was a long silence, before a commander spoke. “But their armies are vast, their coffers endless, their lands rich. Surely we risk our utter destruction by moving against them now.”

From the edge of the hall, a scout spoke up. “Even at their closest fortress to our lands, we can see they have vast numbers of deadly samurai warriors, to say nothing of their hoburg crossbo-”

Keb, transcendent and singular god of the desert land of C’tis, abruptly snapped out of his daydream. “Did you say hoburgs?”

“Err, yes, O Guide of Heroes.”

“I hate hoburgs. Let’s roll.”

And so, the call to war went out across the lands of C’tis; Sauromancer, elite guard, and peasant alike stirred to militancy. Their god had spoken…

and he hated the short folk.

Summary:
Despite no particularly hard feelings towards Jomon, the piteous cries of the southern nations have been heard, and in the interest of keeping the game interesting (and killing all those damn hoburgs I see you have, Mind Elemental), I’m coming in on the northern front.

I have no time this morning for colorful RP so I’ll just say this: “HURRY THE EFF UP!!”

Lizard bones are slow and creaky!

BTW, am I teh crazy, or is my scout lying to me, or is there no fortress on the Pythium capital?

I’ve heard of salt the earth tactics, but that seems excessive. …Is it even possible?

Illiam Juan, Eater of children, Devourer of pastries, Ultimate Consumer of Powerthirst, has feasted upon the messenger sent from Jomon, who dared request that he cease occupation of the water provinces near Jomon-held lands, and further, Illiam Juan has

U N L E A S H E D

an army of 12 Umbrals to pillage Jomon lands and consume their taxes and defile their paddocks and courtyards.

Rollory, I’m seeing the same as you. I also couldn’t believe my eyes at first…

As for Agartha and C’tis, the samurai (and hoburgs) of Jomon fear nothing. The rising sun shall burn out the cave-dwellers if they venture into the open; and bake the desert-lizards alive. Would that they had chosen to share tea with Iroh, Dragon of the West, instead!

is it only me that can’t get into Morning Star?

With Jomon’s unstoppable army on our doorstep, we have burned the laboratory and torn down the fortress, leaving the enemy a ruin in the meadow… Our new address is 1 Former Marignon Capital. Please update your Rolodex.

In my experience this a terrible idea. You always end up causing more trouble for the invader if you hold the fortifications and fight. Even if you’re just filling it up with cheap militia and don’t have a hope in hell of holding out when it gets stormed, at least you force him to sit there and beseige the place. That forces the enemy to sit tight on a particular location, where they can be hassled by long-range magical artillery, or assassins, or counterattacks.

Razing forts translates to giving up. Razing your capital in particular. Jomon has large armies with low-level mages; perfect fodder for Pythium’s Hydras - but this is getting into critiquing your overall strategy and I don’t want to do that based on incomplete information.

I would also like to point out that this IS a victory point game, and you have just made one of those victory points capturable with an incredible minimum of effort. Some summon spells and/or flying units, and pow; the only way to prevent it is maintain a strong army on the location, or build another fort. Why is this important? Because it lessens the margin required to win - in essence, you’ve lowered it by one, because as soon as someone has all but one of the VPs needed - and of course those will all be fortified - they just drop some paratroops on your place, and that’s it.

Well then, maybe this is exactly what Guildboss is hoping for: a LOT of attention paid to his situation! Since no one exactly leapt to his aid down south, that is…

I’m not pointing fingers–I’m just sayin’.

Mist Spell

Ok, please let us know so Marcin can put the game back on the timer. Thanks.

But my experience in this game is not yours…it’s MINE…and I know for a fact that my defenders wouldn’t have been able to hold out at all. Not one turn. So, in my experience, it’s better to destroy the assets and run like hell to your last bastion while hoping for aid or distraction from other nations. Read my lips: HE WAS GOING TO TAKE IT ANYWAY.

If Jomon is left unchecked, he’s going to roll over everybody. With my capital province under Jomon’s control it gives Caelum a direct border with him.

Hydras?! HA HA HAH AHAHA! Good one. Ever see 400 crossbowmen with flaming archers tear through infantry and hydras? I have.

Like I said, I don’t have the troops to even slow him down, let alone stop him. So I’m retreating across the river to Marignon’s former capital and I’ll hold out there as long as I can…that is where I make my last stand.

Okay, I have to set the record straight: one, that was nowhere near 400 crossbowmen, and two, there are several provinces between the Pythian capital and the Caelian border. :)

ETA - yikes, Patala has the Forge of the Ancients and two gem-producing globals now? That was exactly the combination I used to come from behind in Hoplite. I think I had 150 clams by the time that game was done, and I literally had more shadow brands, magic chainmail suits, and luck amulets than thugs to give them to…

ETA 2 - would anyone else support bumping the timer to 72h now that the armies are getting ever larger, the scripts more complex, and the micro more onerous? What with work, time zone differences, and now a bad cold, it feels that I spend most of my free waking time (outside weekends) staring at Inquisitor.

I’m sure I don’t have the slightest idea what you’re implying, you nefarious conqueror, you.

Her Serpentine Majesty Adrika, Princess-Prophet of the Nagas, is most pleased to announce the grand opening of the Patalan Productions factories. Anybody who wants anything built need merely send us an order and 60% of the normal gem cost, and we will construct the item and send it right over. You can’t get a better deal than this anywhere! Offer is open to all nations and gem types, though fire and death items may be subject to some delay as we ramp up the manufacturing systems. Offer is not valid for construction requiring blood slaves. Offer is not valid in Mictlan, due to ongoing UN sanctions and AI-ness of leadership. Further local laws and regulations may apply.

BTw, I should point out, for the rest of you worried about Jomon’s sly insinuations, that he can very easily get water/nature combos in his mages for clam building, and earth for hammers, and he has had a lot more gems available for such since very early on, so he’s been working with the miracles of compound interest this whole time. Any clam hoarding I engage in will merely be redressing a clam gap. Particularly considering my non-global gem income has been around a tenth of Jomon’s.

And yes, if you send me the gems for it according to terms specified above, I WILL build clams for other people if they want 'em.

Just your friendly Patalan arsenal of freedom, here.