Yeah, he was going to die even if he kept playing. Which reminds me of him saying something about “two morons” earlier.

RIP, C’tis.

Love,

Two Morons

Hey guys sorry that i got here this late… as most have seen i wasnt able to join the games for some time, i had a rather heavy time in the last month… as part of that ive lost my gameinstallation of Dom3 so im not able to join any game anymore as the handbook was lost as well. So if the gamemaster of the two games im in could make me ai… or i will give the password for the game if there is someone interrested…

Hey Hetzer - sorry that you will be unable to continue.

For Pax Ermor, a sub would be fine - if anyone wants to volunteer.

If not, I vote for keeping it a land war. My guess is that a “water rush” would just amplify the advantages of the current leader(s).

I’m sorry as well.

I’d vote for land war, too, unless Hetzer only built temples in every single province in the NORTH of the sea! :)

Hmm - I wonder. His dominion can’t really be all that strong, as his capital is frequently under positive Ermorian dominion. If we had someone use his password to go in and demolish all his temples - how long would it take for R’lyeh to die a natural dominion death? We might have to figure out how to get his pretender and prophet done away with as well.

My pretender and prophet arent in my capital…

True, but this wasn’t about trash talking. I was just thinking about some way where R’lyeh could be eliminated - so we do not always have to wait the full 72 hours - without setting it AI or letting people carve it up.

On the other hand, several players (myself included) regularly take nearly all of the 72 hours. So it probably isn’t worth messing with it.

The Ballad of Brave Sir Bifrons

[stolen]
[i]Brave Sir Bifrons ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Bifrons turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Bifrons!

He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge…
[/i][/stolen]

Yeah and verily - Brave Sir Bifrons is hereby commanded to surrender his Official Badge of “Heroic Valor”.

Maybe I’ll go make a suggestion on the Shrapnel forum that the command “Retreat” ought to be grayed out for Hall of Fame members with Heroic Valor…

And you call yourself the “friendly empire”

As long as Biffrons survived, he can wear yellow as long as he wants.

That said, I’m very scared about how many Ermorian troops are produced each turn. I killed over a 100 and your troop scale still shot up signficantly. bad times.

BTW: I say we leave R’lyeh as is. AI is just brutal. Not sure about letting other countries invade as that is a windfall for those countries at peace and touching R’lyeh territory.

For Pax Ermor, a sub would be fine - if anyone wants to volunteer

Since nobody else has offered, may I take the keys to the void gate?

I will send you the password as pm

PM me your email, I’ll add you to the servers turn notifications and take Hetzer out.

Pax Ermor: Nick: Can you set the timer to say 5 days. If R’lyeh comes alive, this is going to cause some turmoil.

I for one, having had my coastline stolen, am all for the fishes going live.

There’s going to be a ton of diplomacy going on.

Welcome to the chaos, DA. You should find yourself in a pretty good position. The map has a nice round central ocean, so the usual mobility problems of playing underwater are minimized. You are right up with the leaders in most graph categories, and for gem income you are the leader by a wide margin.

Let me catch you up on the situation, DireAussie. R’lyeh has been the vassal of Eriu for the past 50 turns. Only 50 turns to go before R’lyeh is released from our service. Until then, we welcome you to obey our every whim!

Setting a longer timer is one possibility - a universal 3-5 turn NAP for R’lyeh and everyone is another way to let DA get his fins under him.

p.s. “stolen”?!? You make it sound like we, the Friendly Empire of Ermor, were the aggressor in this dispute. You remember - the dispute you started, the dispute that is sucking both of us dry, the dispute that is handing the world to Pythium on a platter (er - the dry parts, at any rate), the dispute that we have offered to end on multiple occasions. “stolen”?

Could we get C’tis set to AI in 5th of November as well?

Thanks everyone, I’m looking forward to the game. I’ve found the map from previous threads but AFAIK the server and port were never publicly broadcast. Could someone please PM me the details?

Once I have had a look at the situation I’ll PM those who have messaged me already.

Thanks!

I now have the server details and am having a look at the situation now.

First order of the day - all Starspawns are hereby directed to send a concentrated mind blast to the throne room of Eriu!!

Please find enclosed an updated decoder ring.

Love,

Garnet Cattail of Eriu