Monkey see, monkey do!
Lizzies, Kailasa (monkeys):
We invaded a territory abutting the Monkey Kingdom that appeared to have approximately 50 guardians, mostly light milita (no shields) and a handful of light cavalry. So the Divine Monkey God ordered our relatively small Monkey Army, led by our prophet-General, to attack. Upon arriving we realized our initial scouting report didn’t account for the group of heavy cavalry, suddenly bearing down on us in a thunderous charge.
That’s when the poop could have hit the fan but our prophet-General bestowed his blessing upon the battlefield and the monkeys tossed sticks and stones with a righteous fervor at the humans as our sacred warriors from Mount Kailasa waded into the cavalry without hesitation or fear. The mere mortal human cavalry were awestruck by the warriors of Mt Kailasa and were cut down by them as they gaped in wonder at such celestial splendor!
After the battle was won, the brave monkeys were treated to chocolate covered bananas and given extra time to groom each other, while the commanders patrolled, prayed and searched for sites of a magical nature.