Guys, I don’t have much time to post this. I’m locked in a women’s room stall at Dougway and they’re trying to break down the door. You guys aren’t going to believe what I’ve discovered: THERE ARE NO URINALS IN HERE. Plus there are these dispensers on the wall full of weird wadded-up tubes of paper, and scented bottles of lotion at the sinks. SEND HELP —
I’m not sure how you escaped us Many Jars - I thought we finally had you when you were cornered in the stalls, but your lectroid luck came through yet again. We know what you were trying to do at Dougway thanks to an alert blue blazer. You really should be ashamed of yourself, even for a xenophobic alien. We’ll get you yet.
I should have known you were behind this, monkey-boy! You’ll never take me alive or dead!
Man I loved The Rock. I didn’t even care how ludicrous the science was. OH GOD VX GAS NOOOO MY FACE IS GONNA MELT oh wait Atropine shot ALL BETTER ^__^