I got sick of buggy Awakening DLC having all sorts of fucking irritating errors causing me to eventually lose a ton of gear at some Silverite Mine, so I broke down and snagged DA2. Yes I am impulse purchasing like a mofo, but it’s ok I have a retirement plan (die from smoking(that was a joke(as in don’t respond to it))).
And I much prefer it to the original.
I especially like Dual Wield rogues. That means I’m using tittysaurus (the duelist trainer from the original) a ton, and it’s hilarious to have her swoop across the field and make high level enemies go BOOM with knives. How she flips around with those ungainly breasts I have no idea, but she sure does it with panache.
Mages are dull. I mostly use Exterminatus (aka Firestorm aka Orbital Bombardment) when I’m swarmed on hard and watch as everything dies to magical deathsplosions that do stupid damage, interrupt and generally screw everything up for the enemy. Otherwise my mage sits around doing nothing or occasionally fleeing mobs.
Bianca is fucking great. I’ve pumped Subterfuge on Varric and I love seeing him cock that monstrous xbow back and launch fucking ridiculous grenades out of it.
Aveline and Count Boobula have amazing dialog.
Isabela: Well. “Captain.” Can I call you captain? You can call me captain.
Aveline: I won’t be doing that.
Isabela: Neither will I. Because you’re a guard captain. No real authority. Not like on a ship.
Aveline: Well, you would know about having a large number of men under you.
Isabela: You’ve been waiting to use that one. Did you practice?
Aveline: Shut up.
Isabela: You have such pretty hair. What a lovely color.
Aveline: Other children used to laugh at me for having ginger hair.
Isabela: Really? Aww. I bet you were cute. Did you have pigtails?
Aveline: Sometimes.
Isabela: How precious! Little Aveline, running around the village with her flaming orange pigtails streaming behind her…
Isabela: …and little boys all scattering and screaming for mercy as she approached.
Aveline: Shut up, whore.
Isabela: The difference between whores and courtesans is…well, they have nicer shoes.
Aveline: I think your shoes are fine.
Isabela: Look at you being funny! That might even get you a man someday.
Aveline: You’re right.
Isabela: About?
Aveline: About knowing who you are.
Aveline: I’m the captain of the guard. I’m loyal, strong, and I don’t look too bad naked.
Isabela: Exactly. And if I called you a mannish, awkward, ball-crushing do-gooder, you’d say…?
Aveline: Shut up, whore.
Isabela: That’s my girl.
I refuse to let either leave my party, although when I went to her dialog page on the wiki it turns out she says ridiculous shit no matter who she is talking to, so I am pretty much content with my purchase. She looks ridiculous, but the words, the words that come out of her mouth. I love them.