EA Sports Makes Gregor Mendel Proud

Airline pilots with IQs of 87 ahoy! They make for great QBs.

On a related note, they also put George W. and Jeb Bush’s faces in the game. Jeb visited Tiburon or something. Don’t breed them though, because while the resultant crackheads and alcoholics might fit in on the NFL gridiron, the lack of a Y chromosome wouldn’t.

HAT TIP TO ANDREW STINE WAIT GUESS NOT.

OK, the Bushes are not actually in the game. It was just a video made for Jeb’s visit.

Thats just wrong.