"Edible Anus, A Line of Chocolates Crafted From the Ass of a Butt Model"

Source: laughingsquid.com

“Edible Anus, A Line of Chocolates Crafted From the Ass of a Butt Model”

Cheeky chocolatiers in England have created Edible Anus, a line of handmade Belgian chocolates that are “lovingly cast and crafted” from the asshole of a butt model. You can order your own chocolate stars in white, milk chocolate, or dark chocolate at their site.

Product images vaguely N.W.S. (not work safe)

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No. Just because it can be conceived doesn’t mean it should be done.

Why? Who wanted this?

Bet they even used crappy chocolate to make sure it tastes like ass.

Asstounding.

Gives new meaning to

It’s that darn gay agenda again. First chocolate anuses so people will be trained to love anuses, then pretty soon they’ll be loving their entire bodies. Ew.

Nothing beats the real McCoy.

Ew, white chocolate is gross

This concept stinks.

How many licks does it take to get to the center?

I will take a pound of those.

I’m so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a dead super-model!

That doesn’t sound like I got the quote quite right…

Hahaha I just noticed the tagline in the corner - The Anus That Made Britain Great!

So do we know if the butt model is male or female? Alternatively, are they putting out two types?

Ex-lax should license the design for their chocolate-flavored version.

Oh man, that would be great marketing, especially if they deliberately got the gender assignment wrong. Then a year later they could admit the truth and the wave of suicides would start… or not…

I’ll take five of the anuses, and oh yeah, a bag of dicks , to go

Clerk: Are you sure you don’t want to have some of that right here?