Eight-Minute Empire wants you to buy four-dollar maps

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If I wanted to play Tales of the Arabian Nights, which I sometimes do, I will play Tales of the Arabian Nights.

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Nitpicking here, but it should be:

If I wanted to, I would. ( 2nd conditional sentence)

If I want to, I will. (I would say 0 conditional)

Your meaning is clear. I can’t help correcting it, as it’s my job lol.

By the way, excellent use of thw word “vapid.”