Ellen Feiss clearasil mystery

http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html

Is it just me… or are her eyes not so red anymore?

So would you still do her?

Clearasil? That’s pimple cream. You mean Visine?

Either way, I still see bloodshot eyes, FWIW.

Count us lucky that he didn’t mix it up with Vagisil. ;-)

Nobody compares to the heavenly Janie Porche.

They’re red… but no redder than you’d expect someone who just woke up.

I seem to remember them being very visibly red when I first saw the video. Maybe it’s just my imagination.

I wish Chet was yelling at you for this thread. :(

I just watched this one. It’s horrible. It’s ridiculous and completely misleading.

OS X is the equivalent of WinXP. Maybe in WinME or an earlier version you wouldn’t be able to do what she did, but on Windows XP you CAN just plug your camera in and have a wizard come right up. Better yet, don’t waste your camera’s batteries. Take the memory card out and plug it into a USB card reader. Duh.

Also, she’s not heavenly but she is pompous.

But…but… she saved Christmas…

Troll factor 0: Even Derek Smart couldn’t get suckered by this.

It’s kinda hard to tell. Ellen looks…creepier than I remember her being. They both kinda have that homey plain Jane look that I find appealing. But Ellen’s just a kid anyway, isn’t she? So, yeah, I never actually said what I just said.

You are probably kidding anyway, aren’t you?

erm… is she even of legal age? from that pic my first thought is “jailbait”

Troll factor 0: Even Derek Smart couldn’t get suckered by this.[/quote]
Thanks for replying! :) I’ve been retained by the Clearasil people, and they’re not happy. Ellen Feiss took your advice, rubbed some into her eyes. Now her eyes hurt and they’re even more red. She closes them and cries.

SUB GUM WOR BAR!

Yes, she is jailbait. Please, don’t fuck her. Thanks! :) CHUNG!

Troll factor 0: Even Derek Smart couldn’t get suckered by this.[/quote]
Thanks for replying! :) I’ve been retained by the Clearasil people, and they’re not happy. Ellen Feiss took your advice, rubbed some into her eyes. Now her eyes hurt and they’re even more red. She closes them and cries.

SUB GUM WOR BAR![/quote]

I’m sorry, that wasn’t funny. So Allow me to present to you…

YOU WIN THE PRIZE OF THE MOST STUPID THREAD OF THE DAY !

I’ll use my thread-test to see how stupid is this topic.

Dear…

Clueless Newbie
Loser
AOLer
12 year old
Troll
Pervert
Geek
Spammer
Wannabe
Asskisser
l337 d00d
Flamer
Whiner
Kid in need of attention
Other:

You Are Being Flamed Because…

You posted a .99999… = 1 thread
You posted a Release Date thread
You posted a Patch thread
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You posted a (InsertRandomRPG) vs DiabloII thread
You posted a Starcraft vs War3 thread
You posted a big slobbery kiss on Blizzard’s Ass
You posted a “Where is Starcraft II” thread
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You continued a long, stupid thread
You committed crimes against pork biproducts
You posted a “YOU ALL SUCK” message
You haven’t read the FAQ
You don’t know which forum to post in
You just plain suck
You posted false information
You posted something totally uninteresting
You doubleposted
YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
You posted racist crap
I don’t like your tone of voice
You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.
You posted a thread about the theory of relativity
You posted a thread about fat american thread
You posted a thread about your new mustang
You posted a thread about your boring life
You posted a thread about the new armor/attack types

In Punishment, You Must…

Give up your AOL Internet account
STFU & GTFO
Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
Actually post something relevant
Read the f****** FAQ
Be Pat Buchanan’s love slave
Call Bush and inform him he sucks
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Go stand in the middle of a Highway
Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
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All of the above

In Closing, I’d Like to Say…

Blow me
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I pity your dog
Go to hell
Your IQ must be 7(or lower)
Take your s*** somewhere else
STFU & GTFO
Learn to post or f*** off
Go jump into some industrial equipment
All of the above

  • another victim of the thread-test!

:D

Did you even notice that I slipped a little rhyming poem into that post? :( I realize now that I should’ve gone further and made it a full-blown limerick, but I was short on time. Being a Chinese lawyer keeps me very busy. For example, sir, I will soon be suing you for your misrepresentation of my post, your defamation of my character, your incorrect usage of the words “thread” and “spammer”, and your 2nd degree murder of English grammar. I’m not civil? I’ll see you in civil court.

I don’t read these forums. :(

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