God bless Chuck Tingle.

God bless him up the ass.

I would’ve thought that goes without saying.

This is my favorite Qt3 thread of 2022. Thanks to all who’ve contributed. Special thanks to Elon.

I know you know why this holds a special place in my heart ;)

JIRA holds a special place in everyone’s heart.

Yeah, one filled with hate.

Ugh, you have my axe on that one.

It’s only the second worst bug tracking system I’ve ever used.

Using the word “massive” seems to be a malignant narcissistic trait.

The number of times Elon and Donald use “massive” to descibe things is telling.

Something I will keep an eye on in future dealings with humans at work.

Say what you like about Musk, but no one can deny that he is tireless. Some might take Sunday morning as a moment to rest, relax, and recharge. Not Elon. Fully aware that his company is in crisis, that its future is on a knife’s edge, Musk is actively engaged on the weekend, making sure he’s available to (checks notes) troll a US Senator who complained that his account could be impersonated.

(Because some non-insane Twitter employee will probably delete Musk’s Tweet before the day ends, I’ll note that it it reads: “Perhaps it is because your real account sounds like a parody?”)

My guess would be drugs.

Maybe he really does care about humanity, he spent 44 billion buying us all this comedy.

Elon Musk was married to Tallulah Riley? Eww.

I mean, it’s one thing to scuttle Twitter, but now I think I like The Liability a little less. Not cool, Elon Musk. Not cool at all.

Twice apparently.

Third check incoming let’s gooo

This would be pushing the onus of verifying accounts onto those companies, wouldn’t it?