One thought I’ve seen is that he’s sending out canary traps, trying to find the leakers.

Presumably unless you pay the $8, in which case your hate speech will be seen by everyone!

It is pretty amazing.

“Negative”

Well, all those The Last Jedi tweets have to go!

“Yay I tested negative oops g’bye!”

New chief moderator.

Always with the negative vibes, Moriarty. Why always with the negativity?

I’m not getting work done today because I’m busy reading this thread.

When Twitter shuts down, I nominate Qt3 to take over.

Imagine deciding to stay for the good of the company, then realising you’re basically trapped in The Apprentice.

No he got suspended for calling someone a fucking idiot (or maybe it was potato)

“I want you to get me a a slice of cheesecake from Junior’s”

Who’s paying for the flight? If it’s not going directly on Twitter’s account, then why would you fly to SF just to get fired, and then even should you try to get reimbursed for the flight, who’s to say there would even be anyone left in the accounting department to get you reimbursed?

Not to mention Musk could change his mind mid-flight and then you would have wasted the whole day.

I don’t think this has been posted here yet. It’s a good list of things that can and do go wrong on a regular basis at a place like Twitter, requiring more than just someone to make sure the servers are still powered.

Some, like 27 and 28 (crazies trying to kill your CEO and your platform being used to orchestrate genocide) are specific to a massive international corporation like Twitter. But everyone should be able to relate to 1, 3, and 6.

Err… At what point did that become a violation of Twitter rules?

Pretty sure the critical point there was the target being the dude who owned the platform.

In other news, I’ve been traveling all week, and it’s been amazing to see the sheet amount of craziness pumped out by Twitter in the free hours between my opportunities to check on the news.

“More Twitter volume than ever!” cackles Musk.

The wrong part of the horse is on top!

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Shiva agreed with me that if he said the same thing on QT3 he would have been moderated also.

That’s because the moderation standard on QT3 is dramatically more strict than Twitter.

We also don’t have a million posts per minute or whatever the fuck Twitter has.

Twitter “only” averages 350,000 tweets per minute. I don’t think you need more than 1-2 people to moderate that.