There’s literally never enough popcorn chicken, and nobody wants to talk about it. Rather than taking one of the largest social media platforms out there and turning it into an engine or right wing conspiracy theory promotion, Elon should be using it to look in to our crippling nationwide shortage of popcorn chicken, and investigating those who think boneless wings aren’t real wings.
So now all the chicken stuff is retroactively on topic, right?
I like the cut of your jib sir, where can I sign up for your zine?
Thrag
4988
Yes, back on topic, the most persecuted and opressed chickens are clearly straight white male chickens.
Uh uh, uh uh. That is wings on ham, not ham on wings!
RichVR
4992
Looks a little dry. I’d serve it with a bowl of sauce.
Honestly looks like something they’d dream up in Sweden
Houngan
4994
Pretty much still the height of British cuisine, innit? Maybe some more brown gravy.
vinraith
4995
Me too, looks tasty, although…
Sounds like a plan.
Calelari
4996
Goddamit, I have a giant hole in my neck* right now, I don’t need to be laughing this hard.
(*from minor-ish surgery)
I would totally try that.
Thrag
4998
When you ask your kid “do you want pasta or a calzone” and they say “yes”.
RichVR
4999
Hope you’re doing well. When we were kids our friend Gerard had his appendix taken out. When we realized that making him laugh caused him pain… well, we were animals at that age. Lots of jokes to make him laugh.
You can really tell who in the thread has seen Big Night and who hasn’t.
Calelari
5001
I am, thank you. Just had a fairly large lipoma that went pretty deep removed. If I don’t move my head in carefully considered ways, the sutures on the back of my neck get tugged on, which as you and your friends knew, is “fun”.
KevinC
5002
If you were to use it as a secondary feeding hole, would you prefer bone-in or boneless wings?
I feel like bone-in would make it easier going in with the drawback being when it’s on the way out.
Use a hot enough sauce and it might be the lesser of two problems 😄
Dejin
5004
Rather ironically the “downdetected.com” the article links to is currently down (actually I think they may have got the link wrong and it’s supposed to be downdector.com).
