Emojimovie: Express Yourself - Sony loses its damn mind

  • TJ Miller
  • James Corden
  • Ilana Glazer

[quote]
EMOJIMOVIE: EXPRESS YOURSELF unlocks the never-before-seen secret world inside your smartphone. Hidden within the messaging app is Textopolis, a bustling city where all your favorite emojis live, hoping to be selected by the phone’s user. In this world, each emoji has only one facial expression - except for Gene (T.J. Miller), an exuberant emoji who was born without a filter and is bursting with multiple expressions. Determined to become “normal” like the other emojis, Gene enlists the help of his handy best friend Hi-5 (James Corden) and the notorious code breaker emoji Jailbreak (Ilana Glazer). Together, they embark on an epic “app-venture” through the apps on the phone, each its own wild and fun world, to find the Code that will fix Gene. But when a greater danger threatens the phone, the fate of all emojis depends on these three unlikely friends who must save their world before it’s deleted forever.

Kristine Belson, President of Sony Pictures Animation, commented on the announcement saying, “Over six billion emojis are texted every day, and emojis have become a universal language that transcends age and culture. The power of emojis is that they allow you to express yourself in a fast and very fun way, and that is what our movie is about: self expression. We are very lucky to have some of the smartest and funniest actors today bringing their unique voices to this movie.”[/quote]

Directed by Anthony Leondis (Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters)

August 11, 2017

What, someone was going to lose a bet that 50 Shades Shittier wasn’t going to be the worst movie of the year?

Fuck everything.

I was momentarily intrigued until I realized I’d misread “Directed by Anthony Kiedis…”

Wreck-It-Ralph meets Inside Out, without the talent and writing of Disney. What could go wrong?

Is that a pile-of-shit emoji in the lower right corner? Laughing at us? The joke, it’s on us.

#(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

No,no! It’s soft serve chocolate ice cream.

Oh lawd.

I lightly chuckled that the teaser was done in Portrait.

Guess who will be voicing the Poop Emoji?

yeah,

I wonder if these images are properly licensed,

And the meme replies on this thread about poop are spot on

It’s almost here guys! Get psyched 💪

Sounds wonderful.

The “plot” is really an excuse to hop from one app to another; there are stops in the lands of Candy Crush, WeChat, Just Dance, Instagram, Spotify, and (for the kids!) Dropbox. That last one proves crucial, saving the fugitive trio from a pursuing robot. “Don’t worry, it can’t get in,” Jailbreak helpfully notes. “It’s illegal malware and this app is secure.” At the climax, a Twitter bird comes to the rescue.

Guess the rating so far. :)

My kids have asked me many times to see this movie, and I can only respond with ☹️.

Edit: I picked it for the guy’s expression, but wtf is going on with that ogre’s hand and cap gun?
I can’t stop staring at it now.