15 years as Brandenburg, not dead yet!
What I like about Brandenburg is that there’s such an obvious first move here: Neumark. You can easily get an alliance with Poland and Bohemia and then you’ve got a CB to go to war with the Teutonics, and it shouldn’t be much of a fight.
Except they called in favors and Hungary caused my allies all sorts of problems. Thankfully they were able to largely whittle down Hungarian death stacks before they could get up north, but it sure blunted our war. In the end, I was happy to accept peace after three years with just a stack of cash and Neumark for me. Bohemia and Poland? No soup for either of you…and I know Poland really wanted Danzig.
I think I wanted them to get it, too. This war kinda seemed to cripple the Poles.
And then our happy ally Bohemia seemed to do something to piss off Austria. You don’t wanna piss off Austria in 1448. So that went badly for them. Meanwhile Saxony is getting aggressive, and has formed an alliance with Magdeburg on my southwestern porch. By themselves, Magdeburg is pretty wimpy…but an attack on them would bring The Hansa, Saxony, and Bremen to their aid.
I do manage to put my sick man coalition to good use and have a nice little war on Pomerania. I get myself a Baltic port at Hinterpommern. Brandenburg is now 5 provinces. I work on coring Hinterpommern and spend some time letting my war aggression go down. I make an uneasy friendship with the Saxons, but not so friendly that they won’t jump in if I try to go after Magdeburg.
And then about this time, Luneburg gets caught hurling a diplomatic insult at us, giving us a CB against them. I need some prestige, so I check it: Hey! looks like they’ll have two allies join them, Oldenburg and Pomerania, but both of them have been weakened by war, and for some reason Poland wants in. I don’t think too much of it, other than happy surprise that Poland wants to fight.
I easily handle Luneborg and start my siege…but wait…who are THESE guys? These giant stacks that just showed up with smaller Polish armies? Oh holy hell. It’s Lithuania, who I now notice is a giant magenta blob that seems on the verge of simply absorbing Poland as a vassal or something. Make an alliance with Poland, and Lithuania shows up. Lordy.
So…the war goes well, such as it is. I take Luneburg. Lithuania/Poland takes the two remaining Pomeranian provinces. They sue for peace, separately, and offer me–not my allies–a big stack of moolah to leave them and them only alone. I would much rather have Pomerania on my northern border as an obstacle to get to the Baltic than a Poland/Lithuania union, so I make that peace. Sorry, Poland. Thanks for the cash you guys earned me!
Then Oldeburg also asks a separate peace. I can’t even get armies there, but Lithuania could (bet the Dutch LOVED seeing a Lithuanian 17 stack sitting next door). I once again pocket the cash and Lithuania heads home. Thanks fellas!
Then I try to make Luneburg a vassal, so as not to upset folks with my AE. No go. Apparently my CB–which was just being insulted–is insufficient for me to vassalize them. I can either demand gold from them, or annex outright.
So yeah, welcome to the fam.
6 provinces, although Brandenburg now looks like a worm in north central Europe. Going to have to lay low now for a bit to let that aggression rating drop. I also jumped up one tech level in each of the three areas, so I think I’ll work on building for a bit.