I was up late the other night working on a final paper for one of my philosophy classes, so after I ran to campus to turn it in I took a nice long afternoon nap. Most of my really vivid dreams have been occuring during such siestas, and that day was no exception. I know your standard crazy dream stories can be tedious, but trust me, you'll like the punchline on this one.
The dream found me on the run in an urban landscape on a soggy day. I was sick and dragging this heavy bag with me trying to evade some nebulous pursuers. When chance came, I ducked into a building to hide for a while. I went up to the 2nd floor, called someone to drive down and pick me up and found a room to wait in. The room had three large windows facing the street which made it ideal to watch for my ride or any approaching threat.
I was not alone in the room, however. There was also a group of about twenty young girls in Catholic school girl uniforms. I didn't take much notice to them, in my distressed state, but after a while one of them started coming on to me. She sidled over, started rubbing my shoulder and asking me questions. She was a beautiful girl, sexy with red hair, but she was clearly much younger than myself. I put her off at first, but then she backed up to me and pressed her full body against me, pulling my arms around her waist.
It's important to know at this point that I was full aware of the fact that this was a dream. I knew it wasn't real, and that only makes what I did funnier. At that point I spun her around and asked her how old she was. "Twenty." She told me. I didn't believe that for a second. So what did I do?
I carded her.
Presented with a pretty, young, sexually agressive dreamgirl and what do I do? I demanded that she provide picture ID to verify her age. Funny thing is, she did. She gave me a driver's license which I closely examined and determined to be fake! The birth date and the minor until date didn't add up correctly.
Once I figured that out, I told her to take a walk because I didn't want to spend 15 years in jail when pictures of us show up on MySpace.
I literally woke up from my nap laughing. I'm still trying to figure out exactly what this says about me...