Every Villain Needs A Monologue

At least the great ones do. What are the favorites out there? For me, it’s Harry Lime in The Third Man. No, not the “cuckoo clock” speech, but the one that immediately precedes it.

Am I getting through to you, Mr. Beale?

First thing that comes to my mind:

Ffs can I get a tip on how to embed youtube please?

Just paste the link on a separate line.

Thanks. I’m new to this planet.

*villain

Darth Maul:
Jedi! I have been waiting for you.

Obi-Wan:
[feigning ignorance] I’m not sure I’ve made your acquaintance.

Darth Maul:
I am surprised you could have forgotten me so easily, after I killed your master, and you left me for dead on Naboo!

Obi-Wan:
[horrified] It is you.

Darth Maul:
You may have forgotten me, but I will never forget you. You can not imagine the depths I would go to to stay alive, fueled by my singular hatred…for you.

Obi-Wan:
That may be so, but I defeated you before, and I will defeat you again.

Darth Maul:
Don’t be so certain.

Clone Wars Season 4

Ok so its a conversation and not a monologue! : )

Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitive:

Harrison Ford: I didn’t kill my wife!

Tommy Lee Jones: I don’t care.

That one takes it for me.

Another favourite

Is that from Three’s Company?

Do these count?