Failing Trump administration. Sad!


#3511

xPDJ4xc


#3512

For the one millionth time since 2016, I have read a headline and then checked the logo, hoping it’s the Onion.

It’s never The Onion.


#3513

That is a great gif.


#3514

Is he the Bigfoot Erotica guy or is someone else? With the new Laika movie coming out, Bigfoot sure if having a good year.


#3515

Bigfoot Erotica guy is the new congresscritter from the VA-05.


#3516

#3517

Maybe she’ll save all those farmers.


#3518

Ambassadors are weird, though. Shirley Temple became an ambassador.


#3519

HEY GUYS I TOTALLY HAVE A PROBLEM WHERE MY DICK IS SO BIG IT BARELY FITS IN A REGULAR TOILET, THIS IS A PROBLEM GUYS LIKE ME HAVE!! TOTALLY!!


#3520

So the Saudis are tight with the Trumps. But the Turks have dirt on the Saudi journalist assassination and are making waves. So Trump considers breaking the rules and give the Turks a gift to get them to shut up about the Saudis. This is the same target who the Turks tried to bribe Flynn to arrange to be kidnapped out of the US.

"To ease Turkish pressure on Saudis over killing, White House weighs expelling Erdogan foe"

“Career officials at the agencies pushed back on the White House requests, US officials and people briefed on the requests say. “Once they realized it was a serious request, the career guys were furious,” a senior US official involved in the process says.”

“The effort includes directives to the US Justice Dept. and FBI that officials reopen Turkey’s case for Gulen’s extradition, as well as a request to the Homeland Security Dept. for information about his legal status, the four [sources] say.”


#3521

LOLol


#3522

We can call it the “Long Dick Jon”.


#3523

Thanks very much!


#3524

I guess it would risk trademark violation to just go with “The Big John…son”


#3525

#3526

Let me take care of that one for you, Donny. No, he isn’t, LOL.


#3527

Let me help:

Donald, Mike Pence is loyal to the following, in order

1)Jesus, as interpreted by Mike Pence
2)Mike Pence’s wife AKA Mother
3)Mike Pence



999,999)Donald Trump


#3528

Can’t wait to see the shitstorm this causes.


#3529

Trump can’t do anything about it either way.


#3530

Watching Trump freak out in a paranoid fever dream is going to be as amusing as it is terrifying.