Failing Trump administration. Sad!


#3771

No one needs a security clearance to know what the CIA did, and why, in Guatemala. It’s not a compelling case. As cases go, it’s not remotely different than ICE’s current marching orders.

Also, too, I did have a top secret clearance.


#3772

You disagree with their methods, but the rationale made sense to people at the time.

Regardless, we’re talking about over 60 years later. America at the time didn’t let black people vote for crying out loud.


#3773

The rationale always makes sense to the people doing the bad things.

The CIA was torturing people just over a decade ago. Kidnapping them. Killing them. Probably still are, occasionally.


#3774

… wait for it …


#3775

Russian grammar doesn’t use articles.

Just saying.


#3776

It’s either that or Trump personally wrote the release… the grammar is atrocious!


#3777

Can we rename the immigration thread with that nugget, above?

“We are not replacing short, outdated and ineffective wall with similar wall.”


#3778

So… it’s going to be Jared, right?


#3779

Trump keeps striking out. Hilarious,


#3780

We need to flip this around.

Who’s the absolute worst possible choice for this job?

Steve Miller.

It’s going to be Steve Miller.


#3781

Works for me!

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#3782

Rush or Hannity or the corpse of Breitbart?


#3783

… I think Miller is too smart to take it. He’s learned the lesson of Bannon and stayed safe by scuttling under the sink whenever Trump turns the light on.

I’m betting on Jared. Or nobody (which is functionally the same thing.)


#3784

Steve “Put me back in coach!” Bannon?


#3785

Are they taking applications from the general public yet? Do they have Sarah Sanders combing the local college campuses and dropping in on any Young Republican groups in the area?


#3786

Jose Canseco is willing to take the job:


#3787

That seems vaguely… homoerotic.


#3788

Okay, which Jared would you rather Trump appoint as Chief of Staff? Goober Jared or Subway Jared?


#3789

That depends on what Subway Jared offers for $5.


#3790

I would guess that Subway Jared is capable of much much less damage overall than the alternative. Just keep him away from kids and he’s the preferred choice.