3779

Trump keeps striking out. Hilarious,

3780

We need to flip this around.

Who’s the absolute worst possible choice for this job?

Steve Miller.

It’s going to be Steve Miller.

3781

Works for me!

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3782

Rush or Hannity or the corpse of Breitbart?

3783

… I think Miller is too smart to take it. He’s learned the lesson of Bannon and stayed safe by scuttling under the sink whenever Trump turns the light on.

I’m betting on Jared. Or nobody (which is functionally the same thing.)

3784

Steve “Put me back in coach!” Bannon?

3785

Are they taking applications from the general public yet? Do they have Sarah Sanders combing the local college campuses and dropping in on any Young Republican groups in the area?

3786

Jose Canseco is willing to take the job:

3787

That seems vaguely… homoerotic.

3788

Okay, which Jared would you rather Trump appoint as Chief of Staff? Goober Jared or Subway Jared?

3789

That depends on what Subway Jared offers for $5.

3790

I would guess that Subway Jared is capable of much much less damage overall than the alternative. Just keep him away from kids and he’s the preferred choice.

3791

I mean, you know the first thing they’d need to do is lock up Spicer’s Easter bunny costume. That egg roll ain’t going nowhere good.

3792

Subway Jared’s already in jail for being a sex offender, so he can probably provide valuable counsel to the White House…

3793

Yeah, he can teach them how to build a fifi and cook family dinner.

3794

What about Gilbert Godfried? I think I’d prefer him to either Jared.

3795

The White House Chief of Staff is literally one of the most coveted jobs in Washington in any Administration. The fact that nobody wants the job 2 years into Trump’s Administration speaks volumes about both the unprecedented challenges of dealing with an infantile and ignorant President and the Republican party’s expectations of what is coming soon via the Mueller investigation. Not even the worst of the worst want to board this sinking ship.

It’s going to be Jared (or even Ivanka) by default.

3796

It’s Mick Mulvaney!

3797

Bahahahaaaahahahahahahqahahahaha

3798

Mulvaney’s Wikipedia page is already being defaced by yucksters.