Rock8man
4944
This had me laugh out loud.
Oddly enough, the less sadistic one.
Shave the mustache and apply for the same job as Bon Jolton. Cite your experience in the job.
Honestly? I’d be a bit surprised if that didn’t actually work–especially given Trump’s previously stated dislike of Bolton’s 'stache.
I wouldn’t even be surprised. I mean I really wouldn’t, not joking at all.
Strollen
4952
Foreign policy is hard even with experienced people who know what they are doing.
The beauty of Trump is that his instinct are universally bad. Given the option between two bad choices, Trump actually finds a 3rd option which is worse than the others.
Of course, since Trump refuses to listen advice, his idea always advance to crazy levels.
The structure of that statement from Trump just falls flat. Reads as too articulate.
milo
4955

Let’s all welcome our new National Security Advisor, Mr… checks notes …Hilter.
Just give him the fucking Nobel Peace Prize already.
Menzo
4961
I hate it when mommy and daddy fight.
Could be worse, I was pretty sure Jared would be named NSA.
KevinC
4963
Oooh, I thought they meant to the back of the head or something.