5024
5025

Dang, beat me to it. I was gonna go with Narrator, though.

5026

Nancy Pelosi is probably getting super drunk right now at the thought of potentially having to get off her bony ass and do something for once.

5027

Look, it’s just locker room collusion with a foreign power to take down a political rival. Who hasn’t done that?!

5028
5029
5030

The Chewbacca defense.

5031

Please tell me the White House automatically records all of these conversations. Is it possible there are tapes this time?

Edit: if there are tapes, I assume Trump is currently working to get them destroyed.

But I do wonder if an audio recording of Trump flat-out telling the Ukrainian President that he’ll release those weapons if he starts an investigation into Joe Biden how Republicans could spin it.

5032

Giuliani is absolutely freaking out on CNN right now

5033
5035

LOL Rudy suggesting that the IG does not assess whether the complainant is legitimate before deciding whether to investigate or not.

5036

Plenty of “DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED?” jokes to be made.

5037

“OF COURSE I DID!”
“YOU JUST SAID YOU DIDN’T!”
“THIRD BASE!”

5038

Giuliani sounds like someone whose either mainlining cocaine, or about to keel over from an aneurysm. Or both. Holy shit - he’s getting publicly owned by Chris Cuomo. CHRIS CUOMO.

Someone from the Trump administration should send someone there to stop Giuliani from digging Trumps grave even deeper.

5039

Wow, that was amazing.

It is hard to believe he was the most admired man in the country 18 years ago.

I’m sure in 10 years Rudy is going to look back on his behavior as Trump defender, and feel deeply ashamed.

5040

Speaking of people I know in real life, it won’t be hard.

5041

Yeah, I loved Chris’s “The hell you haven’t!” line.

5042

So I’m woefully ignorant about the current politics of the Ukraine. Is the President of the Ukraine a Russia guy who will do whatever it takes to support Trump, or someone who might flip and send us his tapes if he sees the political wind shifting to Democrats for 2020?

5043

So that everyone here fully understands:
That clip in that tweet i just posted?

That was the MOST lucid that Giuliani was in that interview. He went downhill HARD. It got totally nuts.

5044

He;s a comedian (who played the president on TV) who came from outside the political mainstream with a promise to end corruption. To accuse him of any complicity with any previous corruption (or administration) is beyond woefully ignorant.