5789

Huh, weird. I thought Erdogan had a bargain with the Artist of the Deal. Sounds like he’s moving on him like a bitch, like every other autocrat does.

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5791

It’s all the more heartbreaking when you consider Trump and his Administration are all celebrating the successful mission to eliminate Baghdadi this week, a mission which would never have been able to happen had it not been for the Kurdish agent who risked his life to get us the intelligence needed to carry it out. Meanwhile his people flee their homes in terror as forces under the direction of a NATO member nation defy a ceasefire and kill civilians in a blatant territory grab meant to break the will and spirit of the Kurdish people.

All of which was orchestrated by the President of the United States of America.

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“There’s no way he should be going to a commercial location to ask for that assistance,” said E.J. Hilbert, a former FBI agent for cybercrime and terrorism.

Michael Anaya, a former FBI supervisory special agent who led a cyber squad for four years, reacted with astonishment when told about Giuliani’s Apple store visit.

“That’s crazy,” he said.

5793

Graphic department is rocking it. But surely they had a lot of good photos to work with.

5794

Is Rudy even technically part of the Trump Administration? Like, does he have a title?

5795

Yeah, his title is Reek.

5796

I thought that was Lindsey Graham?

5797

Yeah, Rudy’s not Reek, he just reeks.

5798

I thought Rudy headed up some cyber security firm?

5799

Rudy is more of a littler littlefinger. Maybe a picofinger.

5800

Only the best people.

5801

Jesus wept.

5802

Grifters gonna grift.

5803

She has a large following among Christians who believe in the “prosperity gospel,” which teaches that God blesses people he deems to be of strong faith with wealth, good health and other gifts.

But many other Christians consider these beliefs to be heresy.

And Jesus went into the temple of Gold, and blessed all them that sold and bought in the temple, and praised the tables of the money changers, and the seats of them that sold doves, And said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of gold; and ye have made it holy.

5804

Yes Jesus definitely said rich people have an easy way into heaven, nothing at all messed up about reading the Bible and thinking that. It not at all like he said the exact opposite, no sir. /s

5805

Exquisite.

5806

Before his fall, before his rise as a politician, Al Franken penned the ultimate take on all prosperity-gospel-related issues: The Gospel of Supply Side Jesus

If you have never partaken of this particular humorous goodness, you are in for a treat. If you have, it’s still good.

5807

It was probably funnier in 2014 because now it’s just… so frustrating and sad to actually hear it so often.

5808

Big like.