Eh it’s Raw Story.

Sure, but the people quoted are real.

Interesting that they’re only now coming to this conclusion.

Yeah, talk about obtuse.

They’ll change their tunes again as soon as the media starts wondering if we should be investigating the Biden family because both sides and ratings or something.

Because of fucking course. What a pathetic disgrace of a mass of fatty tissue.

Let Gallagher disgrace himself more. Fuck it.

For a minute I thought it was that he wanted this Gallagher to campaign for him. Which I’m surprised he isn’t already.

This can’t be real. It can’t be.

No. We are in the timeline when an pathologically-narcissistic, orange buffoon wants a watermelon-smashing “comedian” as his VP

I have lived too long and seen too much

Waiting eagerly for the announcement of the new Secretary of JUSTICE posting.

She might even be named ‘Secretary of KICKING ASS!”.

Is the Secretary of the Navy required to have served, or is that just one of the many norms which could be cast aside?

edit - what am I saying? He’s more likely to try and give the post to Gallagher.

The Secretary of the Navy cannot be in the military. If they served in the past (not required) then they must be at least five years post-discharge.

Got it - so Pirro until Trump can get named king for life, then Gallagher in 5 years. /s, although only barely

Hahahahaha, you guys assume Shitgibbon even cares about the law at this point.

Watch it be like all the other positions in his cabinet: acting Secretary of the Navy.

Abort this timeline.