I think he took the word ‘affairs’ in the wrong context, is all. Could happen to anyone.

Let’s be honest, what are the Russians going to get off this guy’s phone that they can’t just get directly from Trump himself? :P

A coherent statement?

You have my LIKE for the day sir! Enjoy it.

What an amateur hour shit show this administration is. In the Obama Administration everyone knew you carried around your regular cell phone AND a second “hookers and blow” cell phone loaded with fake data that you would allow to “accidentally” fall into the wrong hands. The CIA even had a desk in a little room in the Capital Building just for swaping them out. “Heading out tonight Senator?” “You know it Fred!” “Well you have fun sir, and don’t lose this.” <nudge nudge, wink wink>

I mean, it’s like these Trump people have never worked in government before!

I mean, it’s DC, so the majority of them are Russian hookers operatives.

Welp, per that new book A Very Stable Genius, Americans managed to elect (in terms of general knowledge) an uglier, older, and more narcissistic version of Sarah Palin in 2016:

Oh hey, what is this here? A white woman calling on Slavery AND Lincoln to support her argument. It’s a double mic drop moment.

Nothing, nothing weird and horrying about this right?

It’s like every headline is an Onion headline.



If it were possible to murder a word, I’d hire the hitman for this one out of my own pocket.

About Pompeo’s recent hissy fit with Mary-Louise Kelly and then with NPR generally, check out the last couple of minutes of Colbert’s monologue from tonight’s show

Everyone involved in this administration is such a piece of shit.

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Look, it’s ready, just put 'em against it, one by one. Plenty people raring to be the firing squad volunteers.

Volunteer hell, people would PAY to get the chance! We could use it as a fund-raiser for something.

I thought that was a picture of the completed portion of our border wall.

Nah, that’s way too huff-&-puff proof for our national secrity