Absolutely the worst “man” (spoiled, narcissistic man-child) in the Presidential office at absolutely the worst possible time.
I hope every “pwn the libs” fuckwit out there gets COVID-19 and dies. And all of their relatives. And their fucking spawn, their goddamn pets down to their shitty goldfish, and their fucking houseplants. I hope their 9000-ft high pickup trucks catch fire and explode while their whole entire families are trucking in to the latest Trump Nuremberg rally. I hope that their MAGA hats leech deadly Red No. 69 directly into their scalps and give them cancer. Fuck Trump, fuck his mob lieutenants, and fuck every single small-minded fuckwit who supports him because they’re angry that some people have the nerve to get angry when they spout racist epithets. I hope every one of them dies so that we can all dump them into a common grave that will forever be known as the Garbage Dump.
Last night some orange cunt slurred his way through a shitty speech whose primary purpose was to deflect, deflect, deflect. No strong ideas about mobilizing American power to beat the virus. Just some worse that useless fucking bullshit about closing off Europe (except for the UK. Why? Fuck, I don’t know). Talk about worrying about the fucking rhythm method after you’ve already knocked your cousin up. Fuck you Trump. Fuck you, you shining symbol of just what happens when you take an inbred family line and dump money into it.
I don’t deserve that, man.
rei
6372
I fucking hate Trump and Pence. I hope they and their families die horrible ass spewing deaths.
Disown the MAGA-infested scum, then.
At this point, I am just so pissed. “Oh, but you’re talking about killing Americans”. No, I’m talking about fucking throw-backs. I am talking about the people who don’t “get” Idiocracy, because they’re being portrayed on the screen. The Chads and Todds and Debbies and all the rest of these smug, self-serving motherfuckers are holding us back with their greed and narcissism and self-hate. They are the ones more than happy to devour the seed corn because they get theirs. Against the wall, pigs.
edit: cats excluded. Most dogs, except those too-precious-for-fucking-words *doodle varieties, pitbulls, and shitty little yappy ankle biters, exclude them too.
Most of his golf courses not in the US are in the UK.
CraigM
6375
Christmas was quite the thing this year because of orange shitstain.
Lets just say that some of my extended family, and my wifes extended family, are big Trumpettes. With the impeachment hearings ongoing lets just say words were had.
CraigM
6376
You’re good people. Who is like me that we have family that are not.
My Boomer family (immediate senior relatives) are a gypsy (who sometimes needs to be pointed in the right direction), a pothead, and two Elder Liberals.
My Greatest Generation family are all gone.
So I’m lucky at holidays with family, at least.
The latest news and markets are starting to turn the gears in their heads, at least.
CraigM
6380
Real talk, I have in laws that work ar Christianity Today. The publication that made waves saying Trump should be impeached.
That dropped the day before Christmas gatherings.
That was fun.
The Donald J. Trump Memorial Urinal.
Nope. No names. Donald J. Trump and his ilk all go down the memory hole.
“Daddy, what’s the patch of ground where nothing grows?”
“Why, son, that’s the garbage dump.”
“Daddy, what’s buried there?”
“Garbage.”
We had the opportunity to piss on Thatchers grave snatched away from us when they buried her on the grounds of the Royal Chelsea Hospital. They had too. There was a real and genuine risk of it becoming the National Pissoir.
Oghier
6385
… and why are all those people lined up behind that one dude with really long hair?
RichVR
6386
I posted that because I was thinking. He was told that he had to look presidential. Maybe showed him videos of real presidents. No one knows what drugs they gave him… but he looked comatose through the whole speech. Really fucked up.
At the end, dude reminds him of the microphone. Maybe a bit late.
His sigh of relief was obvious. Now can I go play?
ShivaX
6387
It’s almost Friday and golf time.
(sharpens guillotine blade)
