Failing Trump administration. Sad!

I’m pretty sure Flo from Progressive would be better than DeVos.

I guess McMaster doesn’t believe in porn stars, hookers, and blow. Low energy and no fun.
We are so fucked.

This is how I imagine Trump sees people that actually want to talk like an adult to him:

Keep in mind that this is the guy Trump is reportedly considering:

WSJ confirms McMaster out.

McEntee, Trump’s Gary*, was canned because of his gambling habit:

But surely this is an overreaction. After all, who would take advantage of the financial difficulties of a degenerate gambler?

*He’s even got the bag in the photo!

Yeah, gambling problems are always a red flag for clearance.

Economic advisor Larry Kudlow. (although the US legal system would seem to agree with him.)

Yep, means someone might be able to get into a position of power over you and use that power to blackmail you. Not like Trump and Putin or anything. Not at all.

Maybe Trump will be stepping down to spend more time with his family, especially his former daughter-in-law during this difficult time.

So maybe she didn’t order the torture of those captives, she just did it on orders, and also was (still) responsible for destroying the evidence?

Sounds like a spy chief Putin could respect.

According to the WSJ this morning, Kelly and Trump have a “truce”, which is hilarious language for two people who work at the pleasure of the American people in the same executive branch. But there you go.

And this nugget: Kelly called Scott Pruitt yesterday to tell him to STOP calling media as an anonymous source and floating his own name as a potential replacement for Sessions as AG.


The really amazing thing about Mnuchin is that he could easily afford to charter planes out of his own pocket, thus proving the adage that there’s nobody as cheap as a rich person.

Well at least the swamp was drained.

The Republican leaders of the House and Senate were swift to condemn Mnuchin’s actions this morning, issuing statements that called for the investigation and possible firing of the Treasury Secretary, reported the Washington Post in an imaginary article about something that will never happen.

So it may be nothing at all, but Vanessa Trump – who is divorcing Don, Jr, has hired a criminal defense attorney to represent her.

Which is a…well, interesting, I guess…choice in a divorce that was described in a statement yesterday as “amicable.”

Yep… this is likely the issue that folks like Kushner had.

Having huge amounts of debt makes you easy to leverage… because you need something that a foreign power can trivially provide… money.

And yeah, Trump is almost certainly in the same boat.