Saruman is also in the running. He’s done a great job handling Fangorn Forest.

He found an innovative use for mud, creating new Trump supporters.

The orcs just suffer from economic anxiety.

Yeah, f’in elves with their fancy clothes and the humans with their farms and horses.

Yup, the kiss of death. Pruitt gone by the end of the week.

Trump is that boss who can’t actually be critical of you–much less fire you–directly. He’ll just have lackeys do it, or do it via a tweet. That’s why you hear this stuff about Trump talking to so-and-so and they have his support, and than a few days later they are gone.

Despite his signature “you’re fired” catch-phrase, he’s too much of a weak punk to actually do the dirty work himself.

I choked on my coffee reading this. Well done, sir.

Benny was the one who teed that one up.

10 bucks if you find the DeVos one.

Why are they not showing the tears of the children as they try to scramble away from this ritual?

Because they’re all strapped down like this.

There must be more to this, because being a birther is a plus in this administration. Going to guess there are worse things to come in this person’s social media history.

Yeah, I’m honestly baffled how his posting racist shit would get him to resign.

Reading the CNN story, all his posts from the Obama era are pretty standard for the “economically anxious.” Something else going on here.

This was 3 days ago, so we still got 11 days.
Today, we get this:

I’m feeling pretty good about my prediction.

Oh yeah, he’s done. No way he makes it through this.