Better than italic-faced I suppose

This whole administration is comic sans faced.

Hah! 5

Ty Cobb is exiting the White House. To be replaced by Clinton impeachment attorney Emmet Flood.

Disperse WaPo reporters to every outdoor lunch spot in DC, I smell a scoop.

Anyone else notice that Sanders wasn’t wearing any eye makeup at the press conference last night? Did somebody get into her head a bit? :)

Maybe she didn’t have enough facts to burn.

Trading in the lawyer literally named after an old-timey baseball player for a guy who merely sounds like one!

Except … it’s not a done deal.

Mr. Flood’s hiring has not been made final, the people cautioned, noting Mr. Trump’s practice of reneging on personnel decisions after they are reported in the press.

Donnie probably just yelled something about, “Get me the guy that got Bill Clinton off, that guy must be good!” and his dim-witted flying monkeys passed it straight on to the press. Flood may discover he has a pressing appointment to wash his hair.

Bet that is exactly how it went down.

Yeah, do you really want to work for the shit-storm that is Trump? Besides all the crap, the guy stiffs people all the time!

It’s gonna be so choice if Emett Flood say, “Nah… that’s gonna be a hard pass from me, bro.”

trump thinks he’s convinced the public that the Mueller probe is illegitimate.

Dunning Kruger.

That, but mostly narcissism.

On some level he’s right, in that folks are just getting tired of it. He’s winning just by dragging shit out.

Americans have more important things to think about, like the relative cultural value of Kanye West.

It’s true. I found myself just rolling my eyes about the latest with the Trump and is crazy old doctor.
It should be an outrage that a candidate for president, especially someone of Trump’s age and fitness, lied about their health. But my outrage is burned out.

Why is it that the Right never runs out of outrage? There isn’t enough for them to get outraged over so they have to dredge up Hillary again and again. They never tire of being outraged.

Don’t worry. I have enough outrage for both of us Strollen, and would be happy to carry the outrage for a few more people as well. Just please do go vote, even if your outrage is spent.

It’s sort of like Hugh Jackman taking cold showers when filming Wolverine. They have to remain in a perpetually pissed off state to ignore/justify the atrocities the commit on a daily basis.