http://www4.ncsu.edu/~brwilli2/cnn.html
Some amazing quotes from the docs.
If only the doc names had been less goofy, this might have been a useful tool for some. :)
Pun intended, Denny? :)
Wow, my wife an girlfriend have no chance of getting it! Way cool for me!
Wife AND Girlfriend? I smell dirty secrets, do tell.
Well, they are old friends, see, and, uh… I dated them both, and, uh… and I’m thinking of turning Mormon? :lol:
Errr…
“Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine,” said Dr. Inserta Shafteer, one of the researchers at the University. “Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances.”
What, the URL wasn’t clue enough?
Heh, now the story has been taken down, and replaced with:
I’m sorry to inform everyone that the CNN parody article has been taken down due to threatened legal action. I may make an effort to edit the presentation of the article so as to not to “infringe” on the copyrights of CNN or the Associated Press. Thank you for your interest, hopefully you will be able to enjoy the story again soon!
Brandon
How much would have needed to be changed for it to be protected as Satire/Parody?
Probably just the prominent CNN logo and © CNN peppered across the initial gag.