Favorite NPC barks

Jagged Alliance had so many.

“Snapperhead alert! Hope everyone got the message!”

Anyone whose played the Legion expansion for WoW is intimately familiar with this one:

An Illusion, what are you hiding?

Far Cry Blood Dragon: “At least I’m not collecting fucking feathers.”

Yeah, not an NPC but I liked it too damn much to be picky.

“We’ve got explosives!”

“zug zug”

Yeah, everything from WarCraft 2

Hmm. The dwarven barks from Myth

“There ain’t no fixin this”

Anything from dungeon keeper. “Keeper your dungeon is emptier than your head.” “A lost soul has entered your dungeon. Oh… no, it’s wandered out again.” “If you were any kind of real keeper you would have won by now.”

Oh good one! Yeah, Richard Ridings’ barks made the game.