OK… I know it was going to suck. But for the love of god, did I have to suck so completely?

There are bad movies with redeeming qualities, and then there are bad movies that you realize the director just gave up on. The directory of Feardotcom gave up roughly 30 seconds into this film.

So, yeah, avoid this at all costs. Don’t even rent it. If someone suggests it, slap them upside the head and tell them they got off easy.