Why are the feds not looking at “Tatyana” Day? Have you ever known a character named “Tatyana” who wasn’t Russian? In fact, who wasn’t a Russian hooker?
Russians don’t take a dump without a plan, son.
I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck… maybe even a “recreational vehicle.” And drive from state to state.
Um, yeah. Spies rule. Ooops, already in Woolen’s link, but I say the pic stays.
“Your mission, should you wish to accept it, will be to live with Agent Anna and impregnate her as part of your deep cover.”
Better than growing a beard, abstaining from sex and alcohol and dodging drone launched missiles in Waristan for a few years eh. The SVR rules.
Hey! I have a cousin named Tatyana and she’s not Russian.
Actually, I lie. She is Russian. But she’s not a hooker!
Actually… last time I spoke with her 5 years ago, she was heading in that direction, so you might be onto something.
Raife
30
Must… resist… Add as Friend.
Russian spy has LinkedIn page, so does another one.
“Hey baby, I’ve got some state secrets… in my pants…”
It’s waaaaay too late. She’s got too many friend requests, Facebook tells you.
Click on her profile photo and you get more.
Editer
33
The weird thing is that Chapman started posting in Russian on her Facebook page last month. So she wasn’t exactly pretending to be an average New Yorker.
Nice telltale: She says she’s in Houston, a Facebook friend responds “Houston, we have a problem,” and she asks “why?”
It’s like our German friend who speaks clean, accent-less English, but mention a Looney Tunes character or a Brady Bunch episode and her cover falls – any American her age would know those references! Deutsche Spy!!!
Baron von Richthofen: How lucky you English are to find the toilet so amusing! For us, it is a mundane and functional item…for you, the basis of an entire culture!
this spy ring is just a MacGuffin…
Sarkus
36
The couple identified as living here in Seattle for a time come across as pretty useless. One was a stay at home mom and the other sold cars and later worked at some minor second tier telecom as an accountant. I’m sure Moscow was excited about whatever information they provided, right? And yet the filing papers show they were observed having stuff passed to them, so apparently it was legit. “Deep cover” indeed.
deccan
37
That’s what I’ve been wondering about. Who cares if they’re Russian spies if they’ve never had access to any actual secrets.
Sarkus
38
Well, they’re not actually being charged with spying, even though the government says thats what they were doing. Instead they are being charged with various immigration/use of false documents stuff with the goal being deportation. The theory is that the Russians hoped that over time these people would rise to social/business/government positions where they would be of some value, not that they were looking to infiltrate anything in the short-term.
She reminds me of Jewel Staite.
bago
40
Oh Noes! The russians might learn what it’s like to be a middle class salesman in america! The horror!
