Maybe if she was trying to pose as a native, but I kind of doubt she would be.

And now I had to go look at her old posts. I liked this one from January 19th: “When you speak the truth, you don’t have to remember it.”

I wonder if the other spies are in her friends list.

I don’t like it that governments have secrets (or societies), so I am totally pro-spies. My ideal would be a total transparent government or country where everything is open to public. You want to know how many soldiers we have or how many weapons or how much we pay for ammunition or whatever research we do… here, go and ask. Take as many pictures as you want… I think information gathered by spies had positive effects on the world peace…

but what do I know? I am just a message board junkie…

Crossed with Debra Messing.

I find either of those two constituent components to be better alternatives to the Reese’s Mix, however. Her head looks like it’s twice the size it should be in that picture or something - freaking me out a little.

I’m glad I’m not the only person who wondered what Kaylee was doing spying on us.

What’s annoying is that now Hollywood feels justified with another 20 years of writing plots where the Middle Eastern terrorist is merely a red herring for the rogue Russian mastermind.

Or 20 more years of comedies …

Spies Like Us: New Jersey

No, this is the Jewel Staite shot:

Hmm, has anyone checked Ms. Staite’s papers?

Come to think of it, notice none of these spies were in Arizona? It’s working!

She says some interesting things for a spy on her Facebook page:

When you speak the truth, you don’t have to remember it.

From someone who makes a living keeping her lies straight. Sounds like she might have been ready to go home.

Brian, with your observational skills, you could be a Russian spy.

How many want to bet that Ms Hot Spy gets offered a reality TV show once this is all settled?

It’s the NY Post so I have no idea if this quote is real, but…

“America is a free country. Over here, it is easy to meet successful people. In Moscow, it is practically impossible because you have to be as successful as they are . . . here you can meet successful people on the street and go have dinner with them,” she said in a video interview posted on her Facebook page, where she lists 180 friends.

Yes, when you are an attractive young woman in designer clothes, it’s amazing who’ll ask you out to dinner.

Doh…

Sure… just a message board junkie.

REPORTED

  • Alan

Jewel Staite admits in a recent Tweet that she is a Russian spy:

Alright, guys. The secret’s out. I am a Russian spy. RT: @janetwro The femme fatale Russian spy reminds me of Firefly’s Jewel Staite

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be on the lookout for known associates

Cookie Monster, I knew there was something off about that guy. Does triggercut’s place serve cookies? The puzzle pieces are falling into place.

Mark my words this is all a deep cover Salt advertisement.

In soviet america, cookie eats you!

I keep thinking about this idea. It’s not entirely implausible.