Can I come?
Pics pls, post them here. Webcam works best.
I have a desert shack with a well. The mule with my “portiats” will arrive within a month.
Will the Internet arrive around then, too?
“Portriats”…I only have the mule to check.
Why do you fight so hard, Fire? Is that why they call you Fire?
Oh, Fire
Where is the girl
I liked to tire
Oh Fire
Everything there rhymes.
Scurvy oh Scurvy
You are very … curly
and uh ever swirvy
Scurvy.
Brings a tear to my eye.
It brings a flood of unmitigated laughter which takes my breath away.
So he misspelled portraits twice, or is portiats/portriats some sorta French come-on?
I think it means “I surrender to you, baby”
This thread is useless without pictures…
Scurvy Scurvy bo burvy
banana bana fo furvy…
Listen, Scurvy. Just a word. Fire would probably kill me if she knew I was telling you this, but she’s just coming off a rough one. I mean it got ugly in the end. And forum limericks are exactly how she got burned.
Don’t play with her heart unless you’re really willing to emotionally back up
Edit: Oh, and…
It would have been better if you had a dessert shack, because really, everybody needs a dessert shack.
- Alan
Drunken poetry, a time tested method of impressing women. If it doesn’t work for you, Scurvy, step it up to a drunken serenade.
Drunken poetry, the time tested method of impressing women. If it doesn’t work for you, Scurvy, step it up to a drunken serenade.
How likely is he to recall this ordeal after waking up?
Thanks for looking out for me, man. Sometimes forum limericks are all I’ve got…