First date smoochin'

Hans_Lauring · 2007-05-06T03:20:29.000Z

Nellie:

I can provide baking tips if you like. I even know how to make custard that doesn’t come from a tin.

I’ve no experience with crazy Koreans, only crazy Scandanavians (and not just Hanzii or Anders)

I have never had sexual relations with that guy, Nellie.

Robert_Sharp · 2007-05-06T07:10:50.000Z

Who knew there were so many Goth chicks out there. barstein and Moore both know one! And it’s not even the same one…spooky.

Calistas · 2007-05-06T07:39:58.000Z

Goth chicks worth shagging, no less!

Damien_Falgoust · 2007-05-06T11:30:36.000Z

This thread in a nutshell:

"I dated this girl for a while… she was really a… nasty freak. She just loved to… get down with… sex all the time. It was like… anytime of day… she was like, “Yeah, let’s go! I’m so nasty!” And I’d be nailing her and she’d be like, “Oh, you’re nailing me! cool!”

Robert_Sharp · 2007-05-06T11:55:49.000Z

Damien_Falgoust:

This thread in a nutshell:

"I dated this girl for a while… she was really a… nasty freak. She just loved to… get down with… sex all the time. It was like… anytime of day… she was like, “Yeah, let’s go! I’m so nasty!” And I’d be nailing her and she’d be like, “Oh, you’re nailing me! cool!”

Oh great…the meta-narrative episode. I hate when the writers start with the self-criticism and the irony.

Moore · 2007-05-06T12:37:04.000Z

Robert_Sharp:

Who knew there were so many Goth chicks out there. barstein and Moore both know one! And it’s not even the same one…spooky.

the over affection for red dwarf and hair dye and cutting I what I was working off of. Is that goth? (honest question, I havent a fucking clue)

Cosmic_Hippo · 2007-05-06T14:17:16.000Z

For the record, here is a comparison between crazy girl’s apartment and mine (granted, I room with two other college students).

ElGuapo:

thousands of empty beer bottles

Check.

hundreds of netflix envelopes

I have a bunch scattered around. Check.

50 or so empty shampoo bottles in the bathtub

Er, literally 50? We’ve got a few. Check?

The mention of gun ownership

One room-mate has 2 rifles and one 30’s-era police revolver. Check.

Was this that young girl you mentioned in the other thread? If so, then some of these things are because of her age, not her insanity. (even so, I TOLD YOU SO ABOUT HER ANGSTY PICTURE IN THE OTHER THREAD)

AaronSofaer · 2007-05-06T15:28:32.000Z

Cancelled a date due to having too much work on this project. Too bad, I could have used the relaxation!

Sucks to be me, I guess. Heh.

I did have one date with the lady, earlier this week, though. It was … hot.

barstein · 2007-05-06T15:31:43.000Z

Moore:

the over affection for red dwarf and hair dye and cutting I what I was working off of. Is that goth? (honest question, I havent a fucking clue)

It varies by time period and region. My then girlfriend was part of the early 90s Berkeley goth/hippy/punk crowd, who seemed to pick and choose their rituals and interests, to a degree. But I bet the Sci Fi Nerd gene crosses all boundaries.

Robert_Sharp · 2007-05-07T07:56:37.000Z

Well, the hair dyeing and vampirism sound pretty Goth.

unbongwah · 2007-05-07T12:43:36.000Z

AaronSofaer:

Once you’re naked, it’s a lot harder to disengage once you realize she’s insane.

True enough, except ElG originally said:

ElGuapo:

Yep, she seemed crazy at drinks. We didn’t have dinner. She invited me back to her place.

He saw the warning signs well before he misplaced his trousers. The whole “blinded me with boobies!” defense really only flies if you don’t see the crazy before getting naked.

Patrick · 2007-05-07T14:09:53.000Z

Cosmic_Hippo:

Was this that young girl you mentioned in the other thread? If so, then some of these things are because of her age, not her insanity. (even so, I TOLD YOU SO ABOUT HER ANGSTY PICTURE IN THE OTHER THREAD)

I think this is a different girl. I don’t think the 20-21 year old was Korean. So ElGuapo, What happened to the one from the picture?

Dirt · 2007-05-07T14:54:03.000Z

I really should start dating again… Nah. I’m enjoying my simple life too much right now.

Shadarr · 2007-05-07T16:02:00.000Z

You should date a Korean girl. After you inevitably break up with her for being crazy it would start the best “Is Dirt racist” thread ever.

Nellie · 2007-05-08T03:44:51.000Z

I have never had sexual relations with that guy, Nellie.

And I believed you when you said you loved me sniff

Hans_Lauring · 2007-05-08T03:52:34.000Z

It’s not you… it’s your teeth.

bago · 2007-05-08T04:44:09.000Z

So what what does it mean when you feed your neighbor so much drugs that he is impotent to diffuse his desires?

Personally I take it as a situation where the the wiser older person defuses a situation via chemical relations

mrbloo · 2007-05-08T07:10:35.000Z

bago:

So what what does it mean when you feed your neighbor so much drugs that he is impotent to diffuse his desires?

Personally I take it as a situation where the the wiser older person defuses a situation via chemical relations

tap tap

This bago translator thing I got in the mail is bust. Anyone help out?

JM1 · 2007-05-08T07:16:14.000Z

The bago translater being a piece of plastic with “HE’S TALKING ABOUT DRUGS AND SEX hurr hurr” inked on it?

Patrick · 2007-05-14T14:41:30.000Z

Did I miss the season Finale?