Daedalus!
How…did you find out…she was a… super…taster?
Is there a dating site for people who believe in UFO’s and love cinema dining? Because I probably wouldn’t want to go there. It sounds like it would be a pretty bad site. Even if there were some hotties, it’s mostly just because goldiggers know that nerds have money and love sciency type shit.
I would like it if you could set people on fire when you are done with them, like in India. Maybe then they will come back as someone who is a better listener.
Sometimes when I am chasing a woman who has escaped my sex dungeon down an old country road, I like to slow up for a second, take a deep breath and really enjoy the night air just before the dawn. I couldn’t do that if I smoked cigarettes, I wouldn’t probably catch half of those girls.
Moon terriers are my least favorite adorable dogs from space. I think that they are too much like regular terriers, and if you are going to go so far as to travel to the stars and get a space dog, you may as well go all out. At least that’s what I think.
Back to dating, what’s the proper amount of time that a gentleman should wait before pretending to call on a lady that he killed, so he can feign suprise and remove his name from the list of suspects? My friend says three days, but I think that’s only for first dates.
They call it a handlebar moustache, but unlike the handlebars for many things, the handlebar moustache comes off quite easily. Does a handlebar moustache have DNA in it?
Some people like to date people of other religions, because it allows them meet new challenges and to open their own eyes and the eyes of their partner. I usually use a pair of sterilized forceps held on with some gaffer’s tape.
I didn’t know about gaffer’s tape either, until I was at the hardware store and they didn’t have the elastic tennis racket grip tape I liked to use. Long story short, get some gaffer’s tape.
Some people are not fans of diversity. I was not until I heard that diversity meant I would finally have a chance to be a victim of racism. I was excited but it was somewhat of a letdown. I didn’t really triumph over any adversity at all. And if you’re reading this, I wasn’t able to turn my experiences into a successful poetry slam. As for the rest of diversity, I like the restaurants just fine.
