First date smoochin'

Kunikos · 2007-04-11T13:53:31.000Z

Roger_Wong:

Because sometimes the jokes write themselves.

HELP! I can’t tell if it’s real or not!

Dr. Chopp is a real whiz with the scalpel!

Flowers · 2007-04-11T13:55:49.000Z

My Fiance and I watched a Lifetime movie where someone gets really bad news and they are just drving through the rain, crying their little eyes out to Supertramp’s “Take the Long Way Home,” and that is always the picture I get when I try to imagine Extarbags on that fateful day.

dannimal · 2007-04-11T13:58:46.000Z

Patrick:

I stand corrected. this is from page 14. This TV show has come along way since then. Thank God for Reruns.

Curse you! I had just gone back and re-skimmed the first 405 posts of the thread to find that post!

Kunikos · 2007-04-11T14:00:15.000Z

Oh, was he not on the phone during the breakdown? Still, it ain’t very manly.

Glenn · 2007-04-11T14:03:53.000Z

sara tonin:

Either this was a long time ago, or your doctor is sadistic. There’s a urine test now. Also, you wouldn’t necessarily know whether or not you had it without a test. Lots of people don’t show symptoms.

The swab test is more sensitive. Trust me, I’m an expert.

Fugitive · 2007-04-11T14:25:32.000Z

Roger_Wong:

Because sometimes the jokes write themselves.

I wonder if he knows this guy.

FlamingSheep · 2007-04-11T14:28:24.000Z

Roger_Wong:

Because sometimes the jokes write themselves.

Here’s a urologist at my school’s hopsital…

http://www.queens-urology.ca/index.cfm?meds=s.main&s=141&c=23

In 2000, we welcomed Dr. Rob Siemens to the department.

Strangely enough, a Dr. James Wilson is head of urology. I guess I should also look for a Gregg House next time I do an observership there.

Kunikos · 2007-04-11T14:56:01.000Z

Fugitive:

I wonder if he knows this guy.

The straight poop from (Johanne) “Yo” Aas.

Bill_Dungsroman · 2007-04-11T14:57:19.000Z

Yeah I had the whole battery of tests done back in college while I was dating my ex-fiance and I, whatever, wanted to start with a clean slate like a born-again virgin or something oh Hell I don’t know. Anyway, this was like 10 years ago and I got the same schpiel ElGuapo did from the doc, up to and including the Hey son, are you sure you want the Chlamydia test? Oook, try to relax as I insert this.

And yeah, it’s horrible. I winced every time I took a squirt for like weeks. All for that God damn bi^H^H^Hpeace of mind that I was clean ^__^

Kunikos · 2007-04-11T15:01:09.000Z

Did the peace of mind get the dog in the settlement? :(

Podunk · 2007-04-11T15:14:52.000Z

shift6:

For the record, I am a totally devoted fan of this show; I like it almost as much as Scrubs!

I’m with you. Except this doesn’t have quite the charm of a Scrubs, it’s more like, say, The OC. Except it doesn’t take place in California, no one has any money and the leads aren’t quite as easy on the eyes. The subplots are quite a bit more believable, though!

fire · 2007-04-11T15:16:41.000Z

Bill_Dungsroman:

Yeah I had the whole battery of tests done back in college while I was dating my ex-fiance and I, whatever, wanted to start with a clean slate like a born-again virgin or something oh Hell I don’t know. Anyway, this was like 10 years ago and I got the same schpiel ElGuapo did from the doc, up to and including the Hey son, are you sure you want the Chlamydia test? Oook, try to relax as I insert this.

And yeah, it’s horrible. I winced every time I took a squirt for like weeks. All for that God damn bi^H^H^Hpeace of mind that I was clean ^__^

The best thing to have done would have been to give her your Chlamydia, and let her take the test. It’s a lot easier for women.

Podunk · 2007-04-11T15:21:07.000Z

My first double post! w00t

Raife · 2007-04-11T15:27:01.000Z

dannimal:

Having had a cystoscopy (google it), I wouldn’t ever voluntarily get this test (and luckily, I’m a big enough loser not to have ever had to worry about it).

Mine was done (well, the camera insertion part) by a woman, too. I don’t get why anyone would want to go into Urology (but I’m glad some do, at least, given I needed to see one), let alone a woman. Well, maybe they hate men and don’t have any problem sliding a few feet of camera up the down escalator, as it were.

I’ve had that exam. Yeah, insertion is the easy part, then they push the damned scope all the way up into your bladder. I’ve heard that these days they use fiber optics and it’s not as bad, but stay the fuck away from this exam if you can help it.

Flowers · 2007-04-11T16:56:43.000Z

One time I went to the doctor for some tests like that. He had me go over my history with him. I start with the most recent, and then the time before that, and the thing before that. After a minute or two I paused and he told me that I didn’t sound like I was particularly at risk so I would not be getting all the tests. I said, “Doctor, that’s not my history, that was just this last weekend.”

He says, “Ok, you take the tests.”

Bill_Dungsroman · 2007-04-11T17:25:22.000Z

fire:

The best thing to have done would have been to give her your Chlamydia, and let her take the test. It’s a lot easier for women.

Dammit fire…you always give me your expert advice too late!

Derek_Meister · 2007-04-11T18:01:45.000Z

What this thread does to relationships:

Podunk · 2007-04-11T20:04:09.000Z

AaronSofaer · 2007-04-12T02:57:11.000Z

So, an update!

Had a date last night (bear in mind I’m Pacific +10 for time). Met up with the girl at a coffee shop after choir rehearsal and chatted for a while about stuff… politics mostly. We got hungry, so we went for pizza, and kept chatting.

Eventually, it got late, and I had to move to catch the last bus. She seemed really down that I had to go, and as she’d been dropping hints the entire evening, I told her she could always come along. And she did.

Rest is very recent history! :D She headed out this morning to get to work, and I went back to sleep.

Nellie · 2007-04-12T03:17:48.000Z

56 pages for someone without a hot-tub to get some.

Sheesh this show is slower than Lost at getting to a point.