What does this mean??

Rollerderby.

Irish whip.

I’m waiting for the Porn Parody:

First Date Gapin’ maybe.

Proof that despite its flagging ratings, this show has legs - other networks are already producing their own copycat versions:

From the pilot episode:

Girlfriends and wives = prositutes that you pay with your time and with meals/gifts.

So I just went on a first date last night, with someone I met online. I played up the fact that I was new and clueless in Vegas, and needed some help finding some good bars and other local night spots in the city.

So we went out for some boba tea (asian tea/milk drink with tapioca pearls in it) because it’s a mutual interest we had talked about prior, and went out to a nice, low-key bar for drinks and talk.

We lost track of time talking at the bar, but it was clear that we got along very well. I drove her home, and we walked her dog together, and during a quiet moment when her dog was off at the end of his leash, we looked at each other, and it was the right moment for a good night kiss, so I made my move, and things went pretty well.

Basically, extarbags, be yourself, talk a lot, listen a lot, and look for the right moment to make a move if the date went well. Try to pick up on the nonverbal cues that show you that things are working out - I knew things were going well at the bar when we went from sitting side-by-side at the bar and turning our heads to talk, to facing each other completely to talk at the bar, and our legs were comfortably touching each other. I used what little palm-reading knowledge I know to initiate hand contact as well, and see how comfortable she was with that. Granted, that last part is a good ice-breaking thing to initiate some physical contact, so you can use it or not.

Really, you don’t need any tricks or gimmicks or a hot tub to have a good first date. Just be yourself, let her know stuff about you, find out stuff about her, and enjoy each other’s company. Go in with zero expectations, and just relax and have fun. I knew things were going well when I drove her home, and I knew if I went in for a kiss she’d reciprocate. I just had to wait for the right moment. You can do this.

Yeah, no gimmicks. Be yourself and use palm-reading to initiate physical contact.

Hey, I said he can use it or not. Even without that, the date would’ve followed the same path.

And don’t forget your PENIS POWER. That + palm reading + be yourself and you are set.

Does anyone really think there are any girls who don’t know how transparent the old palm-reading routine is?

I guess if she’s down with what you’re really going for then it doesn’t matter too much.

You can always just get a girl to date you via hypnosis.

Fine, lemme clarify how it happened:

We were talking about bars in Vegas, and she mentioned going out last weekend to some place with coworkers to drink, and I mentioned going out drinking with some friends (and some new friends) last week. These new friends spent a lot of time at one point doing some palm reading stuff, I forget why. So I ended up kinda showing her the stuff I learned from them with her palm. It wasn’t calculated, unless it was subconscious. It just came up, and I was honest.

I don’t doubt the sincerity in your case, I’m just saying that it’s also widely used as a calculated trick to initiate physical contact, and girls know this.

This new balut character sounds like he could have some really good story lines being in Las Vegas and all.

Yeah, I predict a successful spin-off within a couple of seasons.

As long as he gets a hot tub!

Plus he’s Asian, we need more Asian representation.

Balut CSI Las Vegas: the Psychic Palm Reader stories.

Well, not to keep the sterotype going, but tonight’s hot tub guest is an ex-stripper turned amateur porn producer. We’ll call her K(3).

Whew. I think I’ll go with the cheapo champagne.

Hey … back to XCom with you.

Oh, shit! I forgot about that.

Yeah, so, I’m gonna die soon and balut is gonna live to be like 90 :(