First date smoochin'

ElGuapo · 2007-04-19T11:42:33.000Z

Njal:

Hey … back to XCom with you.

You’re not my real dad!

SlainteMhath · 2007-04-19T11:53:17.000Z

ElGuapo:

You’re not my real dad!

No, he died in that tragic hot tub accident back in '84. After that we never tried combining strippers and instant pudding mix in a hot tub ever again. What a way to go though, that man was a legend…

shift6 · 2007-04-19T12:01:32.000Z

Awesome balut, good to hear bro. Just as long as she’s not Korean… ?

magnetic_rose · 2007-04-19T12:24:45.000Z

shift6:

Awesome balut, good to hear bro. Just as long as she’s not Korean… ?

She’s not. I have a restraining order on him and Korean chicks within a 50 foot radius.

(And yes, I’m taking the overprotective big sister role here, in case it wasn’t obvious.)

Gary_Whitta:

Does anyone really think there are any girls who don’t know how transparent the old palm-reading routine is?

As for the palm reading… his date’s a zodiac nut, so it was definitely not a ploy, it was about finding common ground.

Bill_Dungsroman · 2007-04-19T12:38:06.000Z

Gary_Whitta:

I don’t doubt the sincerity in your case, I’m just saying that it’s also widely used as a calculated trick to initiate physical contact, and girls know this.

Yeah well, that’s the groovy thing about cheesy moves: if she’s willing, it doesn’t matter; it’ll work.

Mike_O_Malley · 2007-04-19T12:39:40.000Z

Balut is obviously a Mary Sue.

balut · 2007-04-19T12:41:20.000Z

Bill_Dungsroman:

Yeah well, that’s the groovy thing about cheesy moves: if she’s willing, it doesn’t matter; it’ll work.

Remember, if it’s cheesy enough, it eventually wraps around into Awesome.

Bill_Dungsroman · 2007-04-19T12:43:28.000Z

balut:

Remember, if it’s cheesy enough, it eventually wraps around into Awesome.

Indeed, but she still must want the cheese.

balut · 2007-04-19T12:44:51.000Z

Bill_Dungsroman:

Indeed, but she still must want the cheese.

Oh she wants the cheese, knowwhatI’msayin’.

Lunch_of_Kong · 2007-04-19T12:47:48.000Z

Are there any decent boba tea joints in Vegas? Where are they?

balut · 2007-04-19T12:48:57.000Z

Roger_Wong:

Are there any decent boba tea joints in Vegas? Where are they?

Yeah, we went to this one Sushi Bar and Boba Tea place, I think it was just north of Flamingo and Decatur. Don’t remember the exact address tho, I’ll have to remember next time we go out.

Bill_Dungsroman · 2007-04-19T13:11:01.000Z

balut:

Yeah, we went to this one Sushi Bar and Boba Tea place, I think it was just north of Flamingo and Decatur. Don’t remember the exact address tho, I’ll have to remember next time we go out.

Oh, that’s where you went? Awesome, the last time I had sushi was there. Good place.

Morkilus · 2007-04-19T13:24:38.000Z

Roger_Wong:

Are there any decent boba tea joints in Vegas? Where are they?

There’s one next to the Sunset Station casino, as well. Cheap and tasty, and very friendly service.

Hans_Lauring · 2007-04-19T13:34:57.000Z

I think I’m switching to the hot tub-show.
Ex-strippers and porn producers beats boba tea (whatever the fuck that is) and hippie astrology any day of the week.

… but I preferred the ‘crying in the rain and obsessing over how to touch girls’-storyline.

The_Chinese_Lawyer · 2007-04-19T14:04:08.000Z

How does everyone know how to make such good television jokes? I thought maybe some of the jokers worked in the field to be so knowledgeable and funny but now it seems like everyone is able to make this thread better with a joke about television! Not me though! I’m just responsible for laughing!

Stroker_Ace · 2007-04-19T14:13:26.000Z

Speaking of which, That Chinese Show has really fallen off lately. The first season was great, but I don’t think I’m going to tune in anymore.

Kalle · 2007-04-19T14:16:31.000Z

Stroker_Ace:

Speaking of which, That Chinese Show has really fallen off lately. The first season was great, but I don’t think I’m going to tune in anymore.

Agreed. I mean, all Chinese people look the same. How can the writers develop an interesting plotline when you cant distinguish the main characters from eachother?

Stroker_Ace · 2007-04-19T14:18:21.000Z

Kalle:

Agreed. I mean, all Chinese people look the same. How can the writers develop an interesting plotline when you cant distinguish the main characters from eachother?

Maybe a sixty-minute drama with some Chinese lawyers and policemen taking us through the entire criminal justice system from the crime scene through the jury’s verdict?

Kunikos · 2007-04-19T14:39:14.000Z

ElGuapo:

Well, not to keep the sterotype going, but tonight’s hot tub guest is an ex-stripper turned amateur porn producer. We’ll call her K(3).

Whew. I think I’ll go with the cheapo champagne.

Don’t forget to double-sided tape on a Crystal label.

Stroker_Ace:

Maybe a sixty-minute drama with some Chinese lawyers and policemen taking us through the entire criminal justice system from the crime scene through the jury’s verdict?

Law & Order: Chinatown?

Bill_Dungsroman · 2007-04-19T14:42:52.000Z

Stroker_Ace:

Speaking of which, That Chinese Show has really fallen off lately. The first season was great, but I don’t think I’m going to tune in anymore.

It was a spinoff from Caltrops, what did you expect?