1821

This post is useless without pictures.

1822

If Cousin Oliver had a rack like that, The Brady Bunch would still be on.

1823

Awesome. This show comes back from a hiatus and delivers in style. Now if we can get the next 12 episodes to maintain the same quality I sense a Season Two in the bag.

Here’s a link to the blog I was talking about before. Pretty amusing stuff, a brief insiders look at the online porn industry. Totally work safe, all text, no pics, it’s in two parts, so hit back when done with Part 1 to see the list of other entries and read Part 2.
http://www.andrewgonsalves.com/Porn_From_The_Inside.html

1824

You’ve been looking at 4chan again, haven’t you.

1825

Whoa, did you have sex?

1826

Did your DVR not record the first five minutes this week because American Idol ran long?

1827

Fussbet is hunched over his PC, one hand below the desk and furiously hitting F5.

1828

Three times. No, four.

Oh, and Roger . . . this girl . . . she is also a model.

Run away!

1829

WOW!!! SEX!!!

1830

When she makes noise, is she acting or are you actually giving her what she wants?

1831

She’s a producer, not an actress. Right?

1832

If she’s giving you what you want, who cares! XD

1833

Hot tub or no hot tub? I don’t want to hear about any straying from the original plot.

1834

Right, she’s a producer.

And ummmm. I don’t really care if she’s acting.

Funny thing. I had a lunch date with a different girl yesterday. This girl was from Oklahoma. The girl last night grew up in Tokyo and speaks fluent Japanese. In order to test her I asked her to say “In Japan, men come first, women come second, Bond-san”. Which sounded really sexy coming from her.

Anyway, much later we’re chilling out or whatever and she says something and I respond with some line about her being from Oklahoma. Record skips and scratches like Woody Allen walking into a biker bar. Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.

She says something like “That must be some other girl.”. I recovered quickly as I’ve done before in those situations making some flippant comment about keeping them all straight. Why does that always work?

Anyway, I thought it funny. My life is becoming like some kind of sitcom.

Edit: Hot tub. Funnily, I usually only take women in there at night when all the neighbors have settled down. Last night though we went out while it was still light and the hot asian neighbor totally got an eyeful. Muhahahah.

1835

You realize now that Hot Asian Neighbor (HAN) has seen you hot-tubbing the perfectly stacked porn producer, she’s only going to want you more right?

Speaking of which, you didn’t share a link for the site this chick runs. Have you checked it out yourself yet? We know you have!

1836

THE OVERLORDS DEMAND MORE DETAILS

1837

The site is down for a bit while they redesign it completely. She has investors and everything, it’s pretty funny.

1838

This show is starting to resemble Lost. First season was all about the main group, but this season we have a bunch of new characters, who we shall call the “tailies” because they keep getting some tail.

Will you all meet and have hijinx together as a finale?

You are a true friend. Keep at least one eye on m’boy at all times.

1839

I see the redesign is well under way.

1840

Indeed. Funny. Yes.