1861

Q: What do illogical women have in common with suicide bombers?
A: Dumbass rationalizations.

1862

My wife says that American women are prudes, with very strange ideas about sex (as in “it’s OK for you to stick your finger in me, but I can’t even touch your penis” strange). But you should take her opinion with a grain of salt, because She Hates America.

I personally just think that some men and women have real issues about The Act, and it goes across cultures (as Mr. Sofaer can attest).

1863

Yeah, that date made me reverse my stance on who comes first.

My policy is now aligned with that of Japan.

1864

I used to have the same problem as Guapo and A.Sofaer when I was in the dating scene. I remember having a long conversation where a girl basically blamed me for sucking my dick in a public park.

There are worse things than having mouthwatering dork.

1865

I’m complaining to the FCC about that last episode, I don’t want my kids exposed to that smut.

1866

Foolish!

Either that or you don’t focus as much on raw physicality as I do. Or I used to. My back hurts.

1867

You shouldn’t suck your own dick. I know a guy in high school who hurt is own neck that way.

Plus, you’d never leave the house again.

1868

Maybe she saw how small it was and wanted to beat a hasty retreat?

j/k

Sorry…

1869

I do find myself pretty attractive. Sort of a butter face though.

I guess if I could do myself, I would probably paper bag it.

1870

What’s up with all your dates Aaron? You must like a girl in uniform.

1871

Now his brain is going to melt down trying to choose a one-liner.

1872

Girls between the ages of 19 and 21/22 in Israel basically fall into two categories: Those in the armed forces, and those who are religious.

1873

Time to expand your age-range.

1874

Young women in Israel do not in general have an interest in younger men, and I’m not interested in jailbait.

1875

First date: Yummy mummy.

1876

Got a new one.

Walking to the college store to buy some drinks (coca-cola and mango juice), I was past her, and note that she’s definately looking me up and down, her head turning to track me as I walk past… and then she trips over her own feet on the ramp and I instinctively catch her and stop her from falling.

Whether it was staged or not, that’s one way to meet someone, I guess!

Date’s on for tomorrow night, when I shall make those chicken steaks that worked so well. This time, I’m going to put a little more garlic and a little let hot paprikash.

1877

The decision by the writers to change the main character and location is paying dividends.

Easy on the garlic tiger!

1878

Whoa, that’s an amazing story. I’ve never had a girl look me up and down!

1879

I did say a little more garlic. ;)

1880

heheh, take the green bit out of the centre, you should get the flavour without the side effects.