shift6
1901
This calls for a balut flashback/subplot spinoff!
Let’s not stereotype beautiful Korean girls now. I’m sure they’re not all batshit crazy.
Edit: Hmmmm. Maybe they are? -----V
I’m sure my story isn’t as good as Balut’s, but there’s a Korean bartender who works at the across the street from where I work. My boss and I went in there a few times, he hit it off with her, they swapped numbers and stuff. Next thing I know, it’s a week later we’re getting kicked out of the bar and she’s giving him a death stare. Apparently he raised his voice at his ex-wife or something one night and she went all crazy my-ex-used-to-yell-at-me and made up a bunch of shit to the manager. They never even had a chance to go out. I trust his version of the story because another work guy was there the night he bitched out his ex-wife and confirms not a damn thing happened to trigger the whole thing. We’ve even seen her walking around town and she crosses the street instead of getting to close to him as we walk by each other.
Still can’t go in there anymore when she’s working, which sucks because they have a nice rooftop area and good nachos.
Below is an email that I received from a woman that I met on a popular online dating site. I had exchanged exactly ONE email with her prior and had a 5 minute conversation on the phone which ended in me hanging up because she was obviously crazy… in the convo she argued with me that I did not in fact live in a good area of town (it’s decent, my neighbor is the mayor) and went on to start grilling me if I’d been on an “Internet Date” that evening.
Anyway if you like train wrecks keep reading!
Hi <me>,
Thanks for the courtesy “I don’t think we’re a match”. For your information, you seem a little too looks oriented for me anyhow. Not to be mean, but you’re no Adonis yourself. Sure you’re reasonably attractive, but anyone that is as looks oriented as you appear spells shallow with a capital “S”! I can’t believe you actually wrote in your profile your whole line about how you want someone that stays in shape. I resent men like you. Beauty fades, people age, and bodies loss their supple appearance that we all had at age twenty. What would you rather have a hot bitch or a woman with an average body that treats you right? You sound very narrow -minded and like you lack substance. With your outlook, you are going to have a difficult time finding who or what you are looking for. I was wrong to have called you so late last night. For that, I am sorry. I was also a little loopy because I am recovering from knee surgery and had taken some strong medication for severe pain. I push it when I swim and ride my bike. I’m not fully healed and my knee can’t take it yet. I’m not one to even want to take an aspirin, so it really hit me. I am attractive, in decent shape (I ran a marathon in 2005), own my own home, am educated (I am pursuing a Master’s degree in Curriculum and Instruction), love my friends and family, and know I am a keeper. Think what you will, but you weren’t kind. Best of luck in your approach. I made a terrible first impression, but I think things happen for a reason. I desire to be appreciated when I am in the best shape of my life or a little overweight because I went on vacation and indulged or I got a little lazy and blew off my exercise regime for awhile. Best of luck to you and finding the woman you want.
~<crazy chick>
This thread is making me very, very happy to be married.
Heavy pain meds do in fact make you temporarily crazy. That woman seems barely crazy at all, just very defensive.
I met a hot Korean chick on the Internet when I was in college. I went to visit her and her roommate, and she met me at the Greyhound bus station in Huntsville,TX, surrounded by ex-cons, wearing bunny slippers and a bathrobe.
That really should have been a sign of things to come.
My god, it’s a conspiracy!
Or maybe it’s the same one.
Damn El Guapo. You are not “my hero” or anythying, but I would watch your reality TV show on Spike every freaking night just to see what crazy ass shit you got into next.
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Rimbo
1912
Isn’t like half of Korea named Kim?
MetroCube (01:49 PM) :
hah! I knew El Guapo met that crazy korean chick on the internet.
Jeff at Work (01:49 PM) :
oh? she is Korean?
Jeff at Work (01:49 PM) :
that explains it
Jeff at Work (01:50 PM) :
Koreans are crazy
All I’ll say is that I’ve had a number of friends who’s experiences are close to ElGuapo’s that I decided that wasn’t for me.
One of my friends turned it into a short lived fetish, and actively sought out the craziest. Luckily he did not find them.
Oh, you want some IM transcripts? Sent a few minutes ago, from Korean girl:
<crazygirl>: i need to learn to drive stick
<crazygirl>: and then i shall have no need for others
<crazygirl>: and i can pull a timothy mcveigh
<crazygirl>: so where do you work?
<crazygirl>: 389tudj09qrfknd
<crazygirl>: GIVE ME BACK MY UNDERWEAR
<crazygirl>: i hate you you hurt my feelings
This all with no response from me yet.
<crazygirl>: and i can pull a timothy mcveigh
<crazygirl>: so where do you work?
Holy shit.
Yeah, I’m not married, but quite happy to be in a long-term stable relationship right about now.
Well, let’s be fair, did you take her underwear?
Ha! Of course not. That part was in 72 point font, I think she was trying to type something embarassing.
WTF? Does she own a cat or something? Maybe that was her head hitting the keyboard as she momentarily passed out from all the meds she’s on.
