First date smoochin'

[Jasper_Phillips]

Yep, she seemed crazy at drinks. We didn’t have dinner. She invited me back to her place. And it was a den of madness.
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Damn! Late to this thread; finally had to find out what made it last so long… Were the first 60 pages as vicariously funny?

[Shadarr]

For someone who apparently has no trouble getting laid, ElG sure did put up with a lot more than I would to get laid. I’d be all “You want me to make you bleed? Well, it’s been fun. See you never.”

[WarrenM]

Shadarr

True. That’s a hell of a lot more than I ever would have gone through. When the crazy starts coming out, put your dick away and vacate. It’s not worth it.

[Kunikos]

… while begging him to hold her head under the water and spank her on the ass with his dog’s collar (probably while still attached to the dog).

O.o You’re an odd duck, Slainte.

That’s a hell of a lot more than I ever would have gone through. When the crazy starts coming out, put your dick away and vacate. It’s not worth it.

Hopefully before she grows attached to you enough to want to Bobbitize you.

[Jasper_Phillips]

See, you don’t understand. El Guapo failed his sanity check, then took a big enough sanity hit to go temporarily “off the fucking chain!”.

It could happen to anyone!

[ElGuapo]

Come on, you guys can say that sitting here, but take an extremely hot girl who is all over you and separate yourself because she’s acting completely crazy. It’s harder than it sounds.

Needless to say there won’t be a second “date” though.

[Glenn]

Come on, you guys can say that sitting here, but take an extremely hot girl who is all over you and separate yourself because she’s acting completely crazy. It’s harder than it sounds.

Yes, yes, everyone understands that naked beats crazy nine times out of ten. I mean, let’s face it, naked is to rational decision-making like the Yankees are to the Tampa Bay Devil Rays.

But let us have our moment of schadenfreude anyway, and tomorrow we’ll all go back to living vicariously through you.

[Linoleum]

Nah, enough sex will make her calm down.

“You can’t fuck a crazy girl sane.”

[MikeSofaer]

“You can’t fuck a crazy girl sane.”

That’s a damned lie! One of these days it will work, I know it to be true.

[Kalle]

That’s a damned lie! One of these days it will work, I know it to be true.

Quit stealing your brother’s lines.

[Kyle_Wilson]

Why do I get the feeling that any post could be ElGuapo’s last?

[Raife]

Quit stealing your brother’s lines.

I think you mean his son’s.

[Rimbo]

Wow, ElGuapo. Looks like she’s a keeper!

[Moore]

It just so happened she asked me out last night and offered to pay.

How much did you charge her?

BADA-BING!

[AaronSofaer]

I think you mean his son’s.

Umm, no. Our father does not post on this forum.

As far as this series goes, I’m more of a filler character, so sadly, it looks like the producers decided to delay my episode until the new main character’s show is absorbed and some mindspace is available.

[Raife]

Umm, no. Our father does not post on this forum.

Guess you don’t read this thread. That, or your memory sucks.

[Ed_Solomon]

Umm, no. Our father does not post on this forum.

Wow, this thread’s backstory is so involved, even the writers can’t keep it straight.

[AaronSofaer]

So DennyA posts that my dad reads this forum. Ok.

I don’t know that he does in fact do so. I can’t really see any reason why he would read EE. Or anything on Qt3 for that matter.

[Ed_Solomon]

So DennyA posts that my dad reads this forum. Ok.

I don’t know that he does in fact do so. I can’t really see any reason why he would read EE. Or anything on Qt3 for that matter.

Stop it with the retcon. I can’t stand a retcon.

[Troy_S_Goodfellow]

I don’t know that he does in fact do so. I can’t really see any reason why he would read EE. Or anything on Qt3 for that matter.

Maybe he needs dating tips.

Troy