Flog The Matrix?

“Reps for both Wachowski and ‘Matrix’ studio Warner Bros. had no comment.”.

Eeewwwww.

Hey, a guy gets his hands on $35M he can wear bras and panties with confidence. I totally understand that. :)

If I was his Mistress, though, I’d be holding the whip and saying, “Slave, give me a million dollars! Now!” <crack>

Where’s Sparky and her 1337 Photoshop skills when you need them?