Florida still hasn't figured out how to run an election

So, are these people going to try to do away with absentee ballots?

Absentee ballots negate forced secret ballots. If someone wants to buy my vote, all they have to do is get me to give them my absentee ballot to verify that it contains what they want.

Somehow, this doesn’t seem to have caused the collapse of American democracy yet.

Shusssh, they are in my garage…