Folks, comics aren't real

People are actually dressing up as costume heros and fighting crime. Yes they are as looney as you think they would be.

My favorite quote: “Dad forgot for a moment, when faced with police, just for a moment, that he did not have real superpowers.”

Here is their “website.” Super HTML coding isn’t in their powers either.
http://worldsuperheroregistry.com/world_superhero_registry_maine.htm

Your first link does not go where you think it goes.

opps, fixed

gallery here: http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com/world_superhero_registry_gallery.htm

wow

So these are the people who see the wannabe Batmen in Dark Knight and think: that could be me.?

I dunno, SUPERBARRIOis a bonafide superhero to me :)

Hmmm. With chumps like these in the super-heroing game, I wonder what credentials you need to become a liscenced supervillain. Could be a growth industry!

Awesome.

I’m surprised at how many women are on that list.

I like how Green Scorpion is neither green nor scorpion-like in appearance.

Laudable, I suppose. But I’d hate to read about one of them getting shanked by some druggie.

Beware criminals, “Middle-age leather coat photoshop lense-flare” guy is all up in your business with his magic lense-flare, and dashing goggles of justice!!!

That’s pretty whacky; thanks for alerting me to these, um, benefactors.

I think if I was a superhero I’d more be like a cross between The Punisher and Andy Richter. Lots of guns and an obvious love of beer.

I am so going to start a super-villian registry.

I’m surprised Black Arrow & Crimefighter Girl are sorta cute. Guess it’s true what they say about women in uniforms…

I’d like to register myself as…The Jaywalker. My arch-nemesis is Traffic Girl.

Not Hit-and-run?

I think what we really need is a super booker.

For those who missed: Saturday Night Live “Hero Song”

I’m truly and sincerely surprised that none of these people have wound up with Darwin Awards yet. Especially after reading through Kick-Ass.