I’m still not clicking on it from a work PC.
Thanks Donald! The link with pictures of people’s expression upon first seeing goatse almost undoes the horror of that which cannot be unseen. Ok, not really – it doesn’t even come close – but at least it’s funny. :-)
I especially like Ron Jeremy’s expression, as well as the huge grin on everyone’s face as they show it to someone unsullied and watch their reaction. Schadenfreude at it’s best!
When something disgusts even Ron Jeremy… well, then you know that you have something really special.
… especially now that they edited the unintentional upskirt shot.
That Flickr stream is awesome. The second photo of Ron Jeremy’s reaction totally says “That’s it. I’ve lost faith in humanity. It’s all over.”
I also love the scholarly looking fellow in the tweed jacket who is apparently studying it and pondering its sociological implications.
Appreciate the warnings. On another forum there was a banned sicko that would pop in under an alternate IP and send various insanely nasty pictures things to everyone that had posted in the last few days. I got one of a person’s Hemerroids. Ugh it was awful.
Wasn’t one of the memorable things about goatse guy his big obnoxious ring that is prominently displayed? Well, I mean, sure, the really memorable thing is his big obnoxious sphincter on display, but it seems to me that in the part of that memory I didn’t traumablock, I recall some pretty ugly bling on his hand.
Could it possibly have been this very ring?
Go check and let us know, will you?
The Claddagh Ring/goatse correlation has been making the rounds. This will answer that question.
Safe for work, but may induce flashbacks. Disturbing because it means that someone actually acquired and manipulated the goatse image.
Fuggin disturbing!
Yeah, I guess the ring on his finger isn’t all that blingy. It musta been those gaudy SHINY, LUBED-UP INDEX FINGERS that tore at my retinas and memories as being jewelry, or something.
Okay, we’re edging up to the line here, people. Some of us don’t want any prompting to remember that horrible, horrible scene.
I like how, on average, the dudes all look aghast and are practically hemorrhaging in revulsion, while the ladies are sniggering.
I like the one with the girl at her PC. There’s some orange thing on the wall and it looks like it’s protruding out of her monitor. Whoah, how’d that get in there?
Runner-up is Utterly High Guy and his pink-coiffed ladyfriend.
Says the person who started a goatse thread.
Unfortunately, I have seen the horrible, horrible goatse. However, thus far I have avoided lemonparty. Are there any other nasty image nicknames I should know about?
I did see one on Fark.com one time of a pickle up some guy’s ass. How do these shots even get taken? By whom? Christ.
Related story. About 5 years ago we were fucking around with a friend of ours who left his computer logged in. Now, we were going to do the ol’ “take a screenshot of their desktop, make it the wallpaper, and then move all their real icons into a folder” trick, but we felt inspired. So while he was downstairs doing whatever, we searched for the nastiest website we could find and intended to make it his homepage. Of course, we came upon a shit eating porn site with a high res, full color photo of a girl with liquid diarreah all over her face, licking her lips. My god, the horror. After looking at this for about .05 seconds and getting physically ill, we decided just to leave the room and retch for about 5 minutes. Ha ha, joke’s on us!
Ah, the internet.
Dear God, ElGuapo just devoured another piece of my innocence.
Interesting you chose the word “devoured”. That reminds me of a story.
Wait, I already told that one.
You can try reading Wikipedia’s very informative List of Shock Sites. Seriously, it’s quite interesting.
Note: When I read it last, there were no images, but being a Wiki that is not guaranteed to not change. Also, the text is certainly NSFW.
SHITFUCK motherfucker11!11
Every time I begin to regain my belief in the, oh I don’t know… soundness, I guess, of the human spirit, I have to go and look at the internet and mess it all back up again.
Having seen goatse, tubgirl, and lemonparty - i thought i was immune. After reading those descriptions, I am now afraid again. :(
Oh come on, those are all pretty tame.